NAZIS ON DINOSAURS IN HALF LIFE 2

via Gamma Squad on November 18th, 2009

Below is the retro-awesome trailer for the Half Life 2 mod Dino D-Day, which lets you play as one of the Allied Powers against Nazis with dinosaurs. Digital Ranch Interactive is releasing a full Dino D-Day game onto Steam in 2010, but you can get an early taste of the twisted World War II dinosaur action right now, courtesy of a Half-Life 2 mod...

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EVERY “HEY, MAN” IN DAZED & CONFUSED (& DCJ)

via Film Drunk on November 18th, 2009

is a video compilation of every time someone says “Hey, man” in Dazed and Confused. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot. Next I’d like a compilation of every time the main character kid grabs the bridge of his nose and shakes his head. It’s his move, like Keanu Reeves looking confused. [DailyWhat] DCJ Links The first...

Kissing Suzy Kolber 2009-11-17 18:30:44

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 17th, 2009

NO DICK, WE’RE NOT HIRING. Dick Jauron was fired by the Buffalo Bills yesterday. And yet Charlie Weis is free to graze around South Bend without so much as a cattle prod. Too bad for Jauron; his teams always seemed so well-prepared. And they had such depth. And they routinely play in such pleasant conditions. the monolith.

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: STRANDED WHEELCHAIR GUY

via Warming Glow on November 17th, 2009

V (ABC) — I said I was going to watch this last week, then I forgot again. I felt kinda bad about not giving this show a chance until Michael from 5 Second Films sent in the screen cap above. Who’s responsible for parking the handicapped guy on some steps without wheelchair access? Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Alicia Keys...

TWILIGHT FANS AT THE NEW MOON PREMIERE LOVE SIGNS

via Film Drunk on November 17th, 2009

(That guy supports Team Jacob. That’s Taylor Lautner’s father, right? Please tell me it is.) Videogum has a whole gallery of pictures from the Twilight: New Moon premiere, so you can just go there if you want to see them all. I’m only picking a few of my favorites, but clearly this represented a cross section of...

DICK JAURON GOT FIRED ON A TUESDAY

via With Leather on November 17th, 2009

On Sunday, Titans owner Bud Adams showed him the bird. Earlier today, Bills owner Ralph Wilson showed him the door. Dick Jauron was officially fired today as head coach of the Buffalo Bills. This is the same coach that fired his offensive coordinator in the preseason and still hadn’t found a way to get the ball to Terrell Owens. And now,...

LOLNFL: Week 10

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 17th, 2009

Image courtesy of NY Post via Upstate Underdog Here’s some more of this lovely young woman for your enjoyment… Now I don’t have any funny caption for this last picture, but… Images via Yahoo! and SI unless otherwise indicated.

TIME TO PLAY ‘WHICH ANNA FARIS PROJECT SOUNDS WORSE?’

via Film Drunk on November 17th, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, Anna Faris is an attractive woman I would love to take for a van ride some time. But it’s starting to seem like her agent might be functionally illiterate, or an actual porpoise. Faris has two prospective projects in the trades today. The first is TMI with Ryan Reynolds at Universal. OMG, U. optioned TMI? ...

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BOB SAGET TO BE IN MAYBE GOOD TV SHOW

via Warming Glow on November 17th, 2009

A&E has greenlit seven episodes of “Bob Saget’s Strange Days,” an hour-long series in which Saget will engage the odder fringes of American society. The quirky travelogue will place Saget with groups that include biker gangs, Amish teenagers, mail-order brides and survivalist cults. Series, announced to be in the pilot stage...

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THE DUDE WRESTLES COUNTRY SINGIN’

via Film Drunk on November 17th, 2009

Jeff Bridges stars in Crazy Heart, a film already drawing comparisons to The Wrestler. It’s still got a guy singin’ about a three-legged dog on a one-way road to nowheretown, only this time, he’s the main character. Bad Blake is a broken-down, hard-living country music singer who’s had way too many marriages, far too many...

WILL ARNETT TO JOIN ‘PARKS & REC’

via Warming Glow on November 17th, 2009

Will Arnett, famous for being the voice of GMC trucks and playing G.O.B. on “Arrested Development,” will join wife Amy Poehler on upcoming episodes of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation.” Michael Ausiello gushes: An NBC spokesperson confirms that Arnett will guest star opposite real-life wife, Amy Poehler, on her...

The Pitter Patter of Little LaToeFeet

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 17th, 2009

Donovan McNabb: Damn, man. You couldn’t have waited one more week to get your form back? What got into you? LaDainian Tomlinson: Wife got pregnant. Donovan McNabb: How does that work? LaDainian Tomlinson: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex Donovan McNabb: And then? LaDainian Tomlinson: Egg fertilized. Donovan McNabb: And then? LaDainian...

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WORLD’S DRUNKEST GUY VIDEO GAME REMIX

via Film Drunk on November 17th, 2009

This will be the third version I’ve posted of the world’s drunkest guy, AKA a man in the depths of an ether binge, AKA the official FilmDrunkard video, and even though he’s not film related, I think these are considered follow ups at this point. You know what? I shouldn’t have to apologize for posting awesome videos...

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS A HUGE STAR

via Warming Glow on November 17th, 2009

One of the big things on Howard Stern’s show today was this interview that Rob Schneider gave to a morning radio show in Palm Beach. Apparently SpongeBob and the Morning Zoo or whatever they’re called kept the star of Deuce Bigalow 2: European Gigolo waiting a little too long, and that made Schneider mad enough to be all sarcastic and...

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TOPLESS DUDE FIGHTS…SORT OF

via With Leather on November 17th, 2009

So loyal reader Upstate Underdog sends in a link to this clip with an email that reads, “Not really sports related, but watching a chubby shirtless guy getting [knocked out] is always fun to watch.” Yes, Mr. Underdog. Yes it is. And if anyone out there can explain the belt snapping and the maniac counting to ten, I’d sure...

JAMES CAMERON: ‘TITANIC WAS ABOUT F-YOU MONEY’

via Film Drunk on November 17th, 2009

My copy of this month’s Playboy hasn’t arrived yet, probably because my mailman is Puerto Rican and everyone knows those people steal. Or I don’t know, maybe he’s just taking a nap. What am I, his parole officer? Anyway, there’s an interview with James Cameron in it, and it sounds like he’s his usual,...