WHOA, PEOPLE LIKE AMERICAN SOCCER

via With Leather on November 23rd, 2009

Pffft, act like you’ve been there. As Real Salt Lake edged out the LA Galaxy in the seventh frame of penalty kicks in last night’s MLS Cup final — a nerve-racking finish akin to the seventh game of the World Series lasting 15 innings — I wondered, “How in the hell am I going to make this interesting for With...

STATIC CLING: BCS TOP 7 UNCHANGED

via With Leather on November 23rd, 2009

In BCS news: nothing. The top six teams in the BCS standings all won yesterday (No. 7 Georgia Tech was off…lazy bastards), most of them by big blowouts against really crappy teams. The exception was Cincinnati’s win against West Virginia, who were ranked No. 25 before heading into southwest Ohio. Whatever. So it looks like after the...

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NIC CAGE HUNTS WITCHES

via Film Drunk on November 23rd, 2009

In just one of his sorcery-related projects this year, Nic Cage reteams with Gone in 60 Seconds director Dominic Sena, fresh off the critically-acclaimed thriller Whiteout (6% on RottenTomatoes

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KOBE JUST BEAT YOU IN H-O-R-S-E

via With Leather on November 23rd, 2009

Shooting from behind the backboard isn’t terribly difficult–all you have to do is get enough arc on the ball so it falls almost directly downward into the basket. But still, to hit it in an actual game…that’s impressive. Well done, Kobe Bryant. You treated that rim like a ski lodge concierge. Hit a few more shots like that...

THE TOP FIVE PULP HEROES THAT HOLLYWOOD HASN’T RUINED YET

via Gamma Squad on November 23rd, 2009

Sure, they may be unstoppable on the page, but the old pulp heroes have one enemy that they can never seem to defeat: Hollywood execs. Yep, Hollywood has destroyed most of the great heroes in a way that all their masked nemeses could only dream of. The Shadow was reduced to Alec Baldwin playing… Alec Baldwin in a cape. The Phantom was brought...

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J. LO FELL ON HER GIGANTIC ASS

via Warming Glow on November 23rd, 2009

Here’s video of Jennifer Lopez falling on her butt during a performance of her new song “Louboutins” during the American Musical Awards last night, a charming little fail that was actually edited out of the telecast for West Coast viewers. In a related story, the AMAs are televised? In another related story, Jennifer Lopez is...

NEW MOON BREAKS RECORDS, BATHROOM SCALES

via Film Drunk on November 23rd, 2009

Powered by adolescent fantasy and whipped cream straight from the dispenser, Twilight Saga: New Moon had one of the biggest, fattest opening weekends of all time.

EMMA WATSON LIKES HOCKEY

via With Leather on November 23rd, 2009

Here’s that one chick from the Harry Potter movies taking in a Rangers game at Madison Square Garden, which isn’t really a garden at all. It’s a building. What’s up with that? Anyway, Emma Watson and her man, Spanish actor/musician Rafael Cebrian. He’s probably like, “Ven doo vee stab zee bull?” Because...

Peter King Asks All The Tough Questions

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 23rd, 2009

When we last left basic amazing columnist Peter King, he analyzed Bill Belichick’s decision to go for it on 4th and 2, which totally reminded me of this ONE TIME THE FACKIN’ RED SAWX AWLSO DID SOMETHING VERY SIMILAHHHHH AND I ANALYZED IT AS WELL! So it’s time to break down King Gordo’s most recent batch of Illy-infused drivel, but FIRST. ...

IT’S A MIGHTY MONDAY MORNING SUCK-OFF

via With Leather on November 23rd, 2009

Jay Cutler only threw one interception in the Bears’ Sunday Night game, but he made it count, lofting a ball into the hands of the Eagles’ Sean Jones as the Bears lost (and Eagles covered!), 24-20. Sometimes it’s better to let people question your sanity on fourth down than to leave your offense on the field and remove all...

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Your Week 11 NFL Recap

via The Smoking Section on November 23rd, 2009

The league’s perennials losers — The Lions, Raiders & Chiefs — all pulled out W’s yesterday. Everyone in Hades is today wearing snorkels and parkas. Of the three games, the Lions may have been the most “remarkable” (used as loosely as possible). Before the first quarter was over, Detroit was down 24-3 to...

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TIME LORDS LOVE THIS COMPUTER

via Gamma Squad on November 23rd, 2009

The first episode of Doctor Who (”An Unearthly Child”) aired on this day in 1963, which is all the reason I need to post this classic clip. Back in 1980, the 4th Doctor (Tom Baker) and the other Time Lord we all knew that pimpmaster deluxe was banging (Lalla Ward) made these four ads for Prime Computers. As an added surprise, Rowan...

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HAMSTERDAM AND HOCKEY BEARS

via Gamma Squad on November 23rd, 2009

What happens in Amsterdam when you have a $1000 Waterwalkerz ball and a pink Hamster suit? If you’re these guys, you get a girl into the Hamster suit and into the ball, drop it into the Amsterdam Canals, and then watch her fall over for awhile. Wow, they make that gadget look so . . . fun? On the other hand, if you’re me, you...

American Music Awards: Eminem, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Rihanna, Etc.

via Real Talk NY on November 23rd, 2009

Eminem ft. 50 Cent – Crack A Bottle/Forever

Devin Hester Misses Golden Opportunity to Plug New Twilight Movie on His Ass

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 23rd, 2009

BECAUSE HE’S MOONING THE CAMERA! “NEW MOON”! GEDDIT?! Aw, of course you don’t.

‘I’m Cris Collinsworth, And I’m Looking For Cocaine’

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 22nd, 2009

One of the better surprises of the 2009 season has been the quiet, ninja-like efficiency of Cris Collinsworth in the color commentator’s chair for NBC’s Sunday Night Football. Everyone was aware of the large ass-groove that Cris was assigned to fill with the departure of John Madden, and Collinsworth has clearly made that ass groove...