Project Runway (Lifetime) — It sucks that this season was on Lifetime and outdated and irrelevant, because it’s nice to see a final trio composed completely of not-unattractive women, with nary a b*tchy flamboyant gay man in sight. Pictured L-R: sexy Irina, occasionally kinda cute Carol Hannah, and she-has-her-moments Althea. WWII in...

The UFL game that was scheduled in Los Angeles tomorrow has been cancelled, according to a report from the LA Daily News. The Las Vegas Something’ruthers were slated to take on the New York Whatchamacalits at the Home Depot Center, a soccer stadium, but that game has since been rescheduled to be played at Sam Boyd Stadium. But when Vegas...

The six pictures below and the nine more at thechive are from Disney-MGM’s ad campaign for Star Wars weekends.  As great as these are, they still left some out: Jek Tono Porkins asking for a seat belt extension. Jar Jar Banks doing the “bend and spread ‘em” while a rubber-gloved TSA agent smirks in the foreground. ...

We had some great questions submitted after lunch today, and that’s too bad, because the bulk of the mailbag is always written the night before. Wednesday, people. That’s the best time to submit questions. Now, on to the mailbag! Some compelling stuff this week, including HPV, the trade deadline, the Nuva Ring, my dong, shrooms, Chad...

This has been everywhere today–just like Pauly’s mom–but as an Ohio State alum, I feel compelled to weigh in. First of all, I never swam in Mirror Lake, because they hadn’t renovated that area of campus before I graduated. They hadn’t drained the lake, paved the bottom of it and rebuilt the walls around it until...

In Remember Me, Robert Pattinson stars alongside Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, and Emilie de Ravin, who manages to be 1000 times less annoying in this than she was as Claire on Lost, when all she did was whine and cry and pout and yell and oh god I hated her. Robert Pattinson plays Tyler, a rebellious young man in New York City who has a strained...

“Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.” Today is an excruciatingly slow news day, so this story is about “United Plates of America,” an ambitious reality show greenlit by NBC in which the winning contestant is awarded a restaurant chain. A group of would-be restaurateurs will compete to...

Slashfilm found a new French poster for Avatar (below) as well as getting an estimate of the movie’s running time from Fox (2.5 to 3 hours, feels like 4, but it’s a dry heat).  They also have the track list of the soundtrack, which unfortunately gives away plot details (that’s posted inside).  I know this has been said by...

(Here’s a giant Eddie Murphy head, or as the Meet Dave producers call it, ‘more money we may as well have used as a jizz mop’.) Pretty much every movie Eddie Murphy’s made for last 15 years has been about as funny as a baby otter getting hit by a truck.  It’s like trannies have unfunny juice in their she-cocks or...

HO. LEE. CRAP. If you asked me to come up with the most awesome video game ever, I’d start by saying, “Well, I’d like the opportunity to punch Nazi dinosaurs.” THY WILL BE DONE: a new mod for Half-Life 2 called Dino D-Day envisions a World War II in which Nazi Germany has dinosaurs on its side. [Topless Robot] The newest...

Laura here is in her first season with the Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleading team. At 41, she is also the oldest cheerleader in the league. Admirably, she has refused to let age stand in the way of her desperate, desperate need for attention. Sorry, that’s a really mean joke; actually I think it’s kind of cool to have a cheerleader who is...

A lot of people are pretty sure that the woman in this image on the left is the same as the woman on the right, but I’m not sure that I buy it. For one thing, I don’t know how Tebow’s original “girlfriend” could get by without the “support” required for those “enormous cans.” But the faces...

“Coming up, on ‘Lifestyles of India’s Rich and Famous’…” An Indian reality show called “The Big Switch” that puts wealthy young Indians in the slums of Mumbai has taken the caste-driven country by storm, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Frankly, it sounds pretty awesome: The show involves 10 rich...

(”She’sh really capshured the esshensh of how I shtalk my prey.”) Sean Connery has been saying he’s retired from acting for the past few years, but that didn’t stop him from agreeing to voice the lead character in an upcoming independent CGI animated feature. And you just know it had to be something incredible to...

I don’t think people get bent out of shape simply from a professional athlete complaining about life to the media. Actually, lots of fans out there can appreciate the humanity of it all, provided that the athlete in question is qualified to speak for his team. But what really chaps my ass is when a guy runs his mouth during the week and...

Honestly, a police car’s dash-cam catching video of a cat crawling up a cop’s leg and sitting on his head while he writes a ticket would be enough to make my day. But what makes this so much better is that it’s a news report about a cat crawling up a cop’s leg and sitting on his head while he writes a ticket. Watch as the...