If you’re reading this, chances are that at some point you’ve been burned by the law. Ever get a speeding ticket? Jury duty? Ten years in Sing-Sing? If so, isn’t it time you’ve gotten back at those fat cat judges and prison bars?
If you answered “yes” then a career of super-crime may be right for you. But before you go sporting a mask and start chucking attractive teenagers off of the George Washington Bridge you need to consider five important points about the art of villainy you may have over looked.