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Ashley Burns
Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, womanizing boozehound, and he occasionally takes care of his health.

Oklahoma Tornado Rescue Volunteers Can Wear Whatever They Want

05.20.13 Written by Ashley Burns

Screen caps like the one above are popping up like cicadas on Twitter right now, and, yes, that is quite the hilarious shirt for someone to be seen wearing in an interview on CNN. If this was Devin the Spring Breaker or Devin the unemployed blogger that lives at home with his parents, that would be one thing.

But given the circumstances, this is Devin Anderson, the guy who is taking a quick break from digging through debris and destroyed houses to try to rescue people who are missing in the wake of today’s horrific tornadoes in Oklahoma and help others find their families or loved ones, so you know what? Let’s not take away from what he’s doing because his shirt is funny.

As far as I’m concerned, this dude can wear whatever the hell he wants.

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President Obama Pledges ‘All Available Assistance’ To Oklahoma Tornado Relief

05.20.13 Written by Ashley Burns

As the sun sets on Oklahoma City and Moore, Oklahoma, rescue and retrieval efforts are still underway to help people find their loved ones and friends. The White House has already issued a statement and President Barack Obama has spoken with Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin, offering any help necessary.

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Today’s Oklahoma Tornadoes ’3 Times Worse’ Than May 3, 1999

05.20.13 Written by Ashley Burns

As I’ve been glued to KFOR’s live tornado coverage for the last hour or so, reporters on the scenes in Oklahoma City and Moore have been using very basic terms like “gone” and “just dirt” to describe the devastation following today’s estimated EF4 or EF5 storms. Search and rescue missions are currently underway, as people are combing through the remains of homes and commercial buildings, including schools, to try to find people. Information is very sparse right now, but Oklahoma City’s news stations and sources are working to deliver accurate information, and KFOR just reported that there are six confirmed fatalities. (UPDATE: The death toll is now believed to be 30, as 24 children are believed to be deceased in the Plaza Towers Elementary School rubble.)

KFOR’s chief meteorologist Mike Morgan took a moment to compare today’s tornadoes to those of the Oklahoma outbreak from between May 3 and May 6, 1999, and he estimated that the severity and power of today’s weather events could be three times as powerful. In that storm, an estimated 72 tornadoes were created, with the strongest being a category F5. And, as you can see in the image above, the paths then and now were somewhat similar.

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‘The Most Destructive Tornado In The History Of The World’

05.20.13 Written by Ashley Burns
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That is the description being used by some meteorologists in Oklahoma today, in the hours following a massive tornado that struck Oklahoma City and the suburb of Moore, and as tornadoes still threaten the state. Some reports have indicated that the storm of debris has been as wide as two miles and possibly an EF5, which is the most devastating ranking on the enhanced Fujita scale, as the winds can exceed 200 miles per hour.

It’s just unreal. I’m not even sure how to describe any of this.

Obviously, people are trying to gather as much pertinent information as they possibly can in the hours following this horrible natural disaster, and with the footage from KOCO’s live, ongoing video feed, as well as the KFOR live video feed, and the pictures and screen grabs coming in on Twitter and Facebook, it’s evident that this is far from over and we can only pray that people still in harm’s way can make it to safety.

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Taco Bell Is Testing A Waffle Taco For Its Breakfast Menu Because Taco Bell Is Awesome

05.13.13 Written by Ashley Burns
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In California’s ongoing quest to become the greatest state in America, if not the world, by releasing amazing new fast food items for test runs, it seems that Taco Bell has taken the Golden State one giant step in the right direction. Most recently, Carl’s Jr. contributed to the awesome food revolution with an ice cream sandwich that uses Pop Tarts, but now Taco Bell is expanding its new breakfast menu by using a waffle as a shell. These are truly the most glorious times to be alive.

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Harlem Shake Video Ends In Flames, Which Is Precisely How All Harlem Shake Videos Should End

05.09.13 Written by Ashley Burns

Like any good meme, the Harlem Shake was old before it even had a chance to be young, probably because of the fact that the dance being performed in thousands upon thousands of videos was not actually the Harlem Shake. But a little thing like accuracy has never stopped the Internet from creating something and then exploiting and milking it into complete nothingness until it’s nothing but an email that your mom will send to you in eight months.

And so we thought that we had seen the end of the Harlem Shake several weeks ago when one attempt at this zany fad resulted in a person falling into a massive campfire. Alas, the memo hasn’t made the full rounds, as we have a new Harlem Shake video on YouTube, and it ends rather similarly to that last one.

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‘Middle School’ Is A Mash-Up Of Every Pop Punk Song You Won’t Admit You Once Loved

05.07.13 Written by Ashley Burns

If you were in the mood for a trip down memory lane today, then this might be just the song you were looking for: SoundCloud user Dr. Brixx has created “Middle School” as the ultimate mash-up of some of the most popular and beloved pop punk and rock songs of the last 15 years or so, including genre icons like Blink-182, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard and the recently disbanded My Chemical Romance.

In all, Dr. Brixx – medical degree verification pending – used 41 songs to complete this masterpiece, which you can either try singing along to after the jump or pretend that you never liked any of these songs, bro.

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Have You Ever Wondered What Your Favorite Celebrities Would Look Like As Bobbleheads?

05.07.13 Written by Ashley Burns

Yes. The answer to the question posed in the headline should be yes. At least if you’re anything like me and you love both celebrities and bobbleheads.

In that case, Imgur user “samuelorsaumell” answered the question after Photoshop and boredom led him to take some of the Internet’s most beloved actors and (mostly) actresses and turn them into bobbleheads. While the GIF versions are certainly delightful and should be celebrated by the world, all of the pictures are strangely wonderful.

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Which ‘Parks And Recreation’ Character Will Be Pregnant In The Season Finale?

04.30.13 Written by Ashley Burns
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For those of us who watch Parks and Recreation on the regular, we know that Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger are trying to have a baby, and we also know that Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt are in preliminary talks to fertilize fictional TV character egg. But we also also know that Parks and Rec is anything but traditional, and nothing is ever as obvious as it seems. At least not compared to a show like Friends that had all the twists and turns of a Montana highway, just like the Parks and Recreation porn parody.

So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that this season’s Parks and Rec finale will come with a little bit of a “Who’s pregnant?” mystery theme, according to showrunner Michael Schur.

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