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RoboPanda
When not counting pills for angry old people and writing for GammaSquad, RoboPanda likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop Mike Tyson into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

Second ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer Brings The Heat Vision And Pile Of Skulls

05.22.13 Written by RoboPanda
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Pictured: Page 372 of The Big Book of British Smiles.

June 14th can’t get here fast enough. The second trailer for Man of Steel shows what happens when humanity “suffers the consequences” for sheltering Superman. It opens slowly with a threat from Zod, then progressively edits the shots shorter and shorter with a progressively larger number of explosions. It’s like seeing a bunch of Man Of Steel GIFs back to back. I know because I’ve done that. Twice.

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Here’s What Pop Culture Characters Do On Their Day Off (Art By Kiersten Essenpreis)

05.21.13 Written by RoboPanda
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“Joker vs. Banksy” [via]

We’ve featured art by illustrator Kiersten Essenpreis here many times, specifically her funny, pop culture works from numerous Gallery 1988 art shows. We also appreciate her for creating the best Halloween costume based on 1988′s They Live. Now Kiersten Essenpreis is showing a series at Gallery 1988 East in which she illustrates what her favorite movie and TV characters are doing on their days off.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Naked Again For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’

05.21.13 Written by RoboPanda
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The GIF from “We Saw Your Boobs” seems apt here…

Yesterday we did a roundup of X-Men: Days of Future Past pictures tweeted by director Bryan Singer. Inevitably, ten minutes after I recommend someone’s Twitter, I’m not online while they’re either posting nudity (awesome) or some tacky rape joke (aaa, no, why!?). Fortunately, Singer posted some sweet Jennifer Lawrence nudity, and we can totally still be friends. What I mean to say is, JENNIFER LAWRENCE NAKED TOPLESS NUDE HELLO GOOGLE SEARCHERS. (Hey, it worked last time.)

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The Second Full Trailer ‘The Wolverine’ Brings The Shirtless Tongue Action

05.21.13 Written by RoboPanda
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The newest trailer for The Wolverine just dropped. Between this and the picture above tweeted by director James Mangold, it appears they listened to our very reasonable suggestion to rename the Wolverine sequel Wolverine 1: This Is The First One, There Weren’t Any Others Seriously (And Hugh Jackman Is Shirtless For 90 Minutes).

Also, this happens:

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Let’s Take A Moment To Enjoy This, The Greatest Of All Stan Lee Photographs

05.21.13 Written by RoboPanda

Vince Cracchiolo covered last weekend’s Motor City Comic Con for Bleeding Cool. Besides finding out both Norman Reedus and Cary Elwes were being incredibly gracious to fans at the event in Farmington Hills, Michigan, we also spotted the best photo ever of Stan Lee. Yes, even better than this one.

This seven-year-old girl dressed up as Stan Lee, and this is so sweet my eyes are getting diabetes. Look, she’s even doing Spider-Man’s webslinger hand gestures! GAH, TOO ADORABLE. My heart grew three sizes this day. (Excelsior, and so on.)

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Fassassin’s Creed: Michael Fassbender’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Movie Gets A Release Date

05.20.13 Written by RoboPanda
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Last summer Michael Fassbender signed with Ubisoft to star in and co-produce an Assassin’s Creed movie with sequels in mind. Ubisoft wanted Fassbender to play Altair, and they quickly penned a deal with New Regency to finance the film and distribute through 20th Century Fox. Now a release date for this Assassin’s Creed movie has been announced: May 22nd, 2015. That’s Memorial Day weekend.

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Peter Dinklage Is On A Plane And Professor X Is A Dirty Hippie In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

05.20.13 Written by RoboPanda
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Bryan Singer has been tweeting several pictures of castmembers in X-Men: Days of Future Past such as the picture above of Peter Dinklage. He’s starring as “the main antagonist” who hasn’t been named yet but we have our theories. We referenced these tweets when we posted some extra casual pictures of Hugh Jackman on set of X-Men: Days Of Future Past, but we haven’t collected these tweeted photos in one place. It’s time to rectify that.

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‘Doctor Who’ Was Renewed For Another Season. Let’s Celebrate With Some Timely GIFs.

05.20.13 Written by RoboPanda
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The series seven finale of Doctor Who aired this weekend. We’ll refrain from spoiling it, but there’s an excellent recap here. And though we won’t be getting more Doctor Who until the 50th anniversary special airs November 23rd, we have some good news.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Has His Creepy Eyes On ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’?

05.20.13 Written by RoboPanda

We don’t know much about Star Wars: Episode VII so far. We know J.J. Abrams is directing a script from Oscar-winning screenwriter and Star Wars fan Michael Arndt. We also know Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill will return in some capacity. Now Latino Review is reporting on at least one potential star who would be new to the franchise: Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

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