You’ve surely seen us raving about Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, the neon-drenched, pun-filled, ’80s cheesefest released as a stand-alone DLC (so you don’t have to own Far Cry 3 to play it). It’s better than the original Far Cry 3 and may become a full-blown franchise. Now we have a pitch-perfect parody and a supercut to enjoy.

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Megan Fox was able to reconcile with Michael Bay after calling him Hitler during a series of weird exchanges between these two, so he cast her as April O’Neil in his and Jonathan Liebesman’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. At the time, TMNT co-creator Peter Laird said, “There are probably hundreds of better choices for the role of April O’Neil.” Now that we’ve seen the first batch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set pictures, we’re not sure what to believe anymore.

Our hopes weren’t high when the Ender’s Game film adaptation was announced, although we cheered up when we heard Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, and Hailee Steinfeld were added to the cast. The new trailer Summit premiered at a Google+ hangout is entertaining enough, but Harrison Ford seems to know something we don’t. He sounds like he really phoned in that narration. No, we mean literally phoned it in to an answering machine then said, “Thmmts alywgmming” which means “That’s all you’re getting” in Harrison Ford mumble-lese.

Another batch of set pictures from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is here to add to our burgeoning collection. This batch is different in two key ways. It features Emma Stone (Yay!) and it potentially offers an enormous, holy sh-t, why-are-you-showing-us-this, cannot-be-unseen spoiler. Don’t look at these pictures of Emma Stone if you’re avoiding spoilers. We are aware that it is difficult to forgo pictures of Emma Stone.

Last year Grumpy Cat (AKA Tardar Sauce) won us over with her cuddly curmudgeonliness. This little Ron Swanson in the form of a snowshoe cat became even more popular than we could have imagined, justifying a second meme watch filled with fan art and photoshops. But the fan dedication doesn’t end there. Now an arts center put together The Grumpy Cat Art Project to raise money for a children’s playground.

You already know we’re of a mixed opinion about Iron Man 3 here, with Dan liking it and Nathan giving 10 reasons to hate it. I’m of the opinion that I live in the middle of nowhere and won’t drive two hours for any first-run movie. But you know what might make me drive that far? If Marvel had left the “lead character broadcasts homemade sex tape in a Home Depot” scene in the final draft. It’s a tale as old as time.

The inevitable has come to pass following Disney’s closing of LucasArts. After firing over 150 people and ceasing development of both Star Wars: First Assault and Star Wars 1313, Disney said they would switch to a licensing model for their games instead of developing in house. Now Disney has announced they’ve penned an exclusive deal with Electronics Arts to develop and publish most Star Wars licensed games. Disney will retain some rights for mobile, social, tablet, and online games.

Scarlet Witch cosplayed by Hiji-Rou. Photo by Urtin Edel.

Last month Joss Whedon said his first draft of The Avengers 2 includes a “brother-sister act” who were two of his favorite characters from The Avengers comics. We assumed he meant Scarlet Witch And Quicksilver. Then EW reported that was the case. To celebrate, we collected some of our favorite Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver cosplay photos. (Mostly Scarlet Witch because she’s an awesomely popular cosplay choice.)

Now we have our second gallery of Scarlet Witch And Quicksilver cosplayers to highlight the pictures we missed last week.