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14 INSTANCES OF FIGHTING THE POWER
03.23.10
In 1989, these wise men urged us to speak truth to power. The message was lost on many of us who were busy trying to injure our friends with slap bracelets and figure out what was happening on the scrambled TV stations. Twenty-one years and three slap bracelet injuries later, I use this call to fight the power as the flimsiest of excuses to put together a list of funny pictures on the internet, because I am very, very white.
Here is the picture that, although photoshopped, kicked off the idea for this whole gallery. (click to enlarge) Here are eleven more people and animals refusing to listen to the maaaan.
Nobody tells Chewbacca who can or can’t get elected. (via)
”Put a line through a picture of my cousin, will ya? It’s on, bush.”
The cops had broken up his Pixy Stix dealing operation for the last time.
He’d been on the Stix since 6 A.M. and drank three Capri Suns in a row. He was ready.
“Oh, look, a bucket. Perfect.”
Fail? No, for the low-paid person who put up these posters, this one’s a definite win. (via)
Batman doesn’t play by the rules. He’ll punch an eagle in the face. Take that, symbol of freedom.
(Image source: Batman and Robin Adventures #4, by Ty Templeton and Rick Burchett)
Man, that’s just sad . . . sad that I don’t look this cool. I should start smoking.
“You’re not the boss of me, handling instructions! I do what I want!”
Here is a farmer in Brussels protesting falling milk prices. More importantly, here’s a guy spraying milk directly from the cow onto police. That’s a new one. They probably had to write a new ordinance after this. Here’s to you, spraying milk directly from a cow at confused police officers guy. (Georges Gobet/AFP/Getty Images)
I’m inclined to believe that graffiti writer knows what they’re talking about.
“I’ve got to do this stupid class project. This sucks. I’m going to make a huge
package then stand right behind it and say it’s the Mouse House 8000. Let’s roll.”
This is my instruction manual for life.
“Hey guys, I made it to the party. My invitation email must have gotten lost, damn Hotmail. I brought some
Natty Light to put in your fridge before I drink all your Guinness and break your coffee table. Guys?”
If there’s just one thing I can teach you with these pictures, it’s this: never invite a goat to your party. Goats are the worst.
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That farmer milking his cow at the cops reminds me of the time ol’ CCH banged a fat chick at an abandoned police station.
That Chewbacca picture would be 35% funnier if he was dressed as a Tusken Raider instead.
How hard is it to get a chimp to stop smoking? Literally broke my shit laughing at that one.
Goats will have their day. I’m sure of it.
I broke my shit and then I threw it at a smoking chimp.
“But that goat is already in there.”
“Yes, but it’s the no goats club. We’re allowed one.”
Crapbasket bribed you to do this, didn’t he?
“Do not, Stack” was also the most common production note on the short-lived television classic, “Son of the Beach.”
I once dated a stripper whose stage name was actually ‘Power’. She was huge as hell…I could not fight that shit.
@Burnsy – I’m a member of the no-goatse club.
Shame that the seagull one is shopped
Uff, I’m kinda thankful boPa couldn’t find someone trying to get past a No Goatse sign.