What more could you ever need?
There may not be a business model that gets our attention (and blogger dollars) quite like “Internet & Tacos”, but this won’t stop us from trying to find one. Here are fifteen more businesses which are as intriguing as they are befuddling:

“Need a llama?” I hadn’t really thought abou– YES!!!
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How far are you willing to go for a cup of the World’s Best Coffee? Find out on TLC’s newest show.

If this is next door to “Internet and Tacos”, I’ve found my new home (in a cardboard box on that sidewalk).

These guys seem legit.

It’s an adobe photo shop. The end. [via]

Well, that seems specific.

Is that a product, a sexual position, or an awesome band name?

I bet they could tell me what a Georgia Chainsaw is.

Sadly, this is one of many Camel Tow places. Did I say “sadly”? What I meant was, “as well there should be.”

These guys can give you an epic mullet using only a paperclip and a gum wrapper.

Have you ever needed eels, live bait, and mummies? But ordering them online is too hard.
And driving to three different stores is so inconvenient. There has to be an easier way!

A perfect combination: loitering teens and the old people who despise them.

Made by hoes? Well they are already experts in “Jams Pickles”.

This is the greatest business plan that has ever or will ever be conceived. [via]

I stand corrected. This is the greatest business plan that has ever or will ever be conceived.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a phone number I need to be dialing in every area code until my destiny is fulfilled.



Ho-made pickles always taste fishy.
Jams and Chutney is an awesome name for a folk rap outfit.
That’s a dilly of a ho-made pickle.
An adobe photoshop? Did they take that picture with a flash?
*vaudeville hook yoink*
That’s funny, I always thought the gorilla playing saxophone was just a figment of my nightmares.
I’mma gonna steal one of those MacGyver posters. Then eat some chutney.
Mable Peabodys is a gay bar in Denton, TX, still doesnt make sense
I’m still waiting for Ice Cream & Sluts.
GD, you stole another list from Cracked? WFT?!
You better be playing along with the joke and not really that stupid.
Let’s not forget “Live Bait, Computer Repair, and Antiques”:
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The Gorilla Playing Saxophone wouldn’t be so bad if he knew any songs besides Yakety Sax.
Oh my god… 841 prefix was my home town. I feel so ashamed. Damn you, Parker Colorado!
Mummies-short for mummichogs. A type of bait fish, like minnows or silversides.
Believe it or not, that gorilla isn’t the only one. Cape Town, South Africa, had one of those in the 90s, and I got to play gigs with him, but sadly he reserved the gorilla suit for playing solo (simple truth: you get more and better-paying gigs if you’re willing to wear the suit). Last time I saw this guy, he was building a boat in his backyard with gorilla money. Yes, I was actually Googling to see what happened to him when I came across this one…
That Gorilla Playing Saxophone is actually in Toledo, OH. I’ve seen it 100 times. The area code is (419)
Oh man I’ve gotten my haircut at freewhiskeywitheveryhaircut. They’re a bunch of true lads. On South street in St. Andrews, Scotland.
Arcade Hearing Aids is in Santa Monica, CA, and unfortunately is just a hearing aids store called “Arcade,” and not an arcade-hearing-aid combo.
Had a haircut once at the free whiskey with every haircut, about two years ago…. no glass, just asked me to take a swig out of the bottle….probably shouldn’t have, but was seriously good old whiskey.