Let's go, honey. On your knees. And for God's sake, lose 10 lbs - you disgust me.
I do not have any children. I love kids, especially when they’re doing awesome stuff like all of this, but I am really unsure I ever want to have one. This is especially true of a daughter. Raising a daughter has always been difficult for men – trying to allow them to make their own decisions when you know damn well what that handsy, earring-wearing pervert she brought home is thinking about EVERY SINGLE SECOND must be excruciating. Beyond just the personal reasons, society goes to great lengths to make it even more difficult. As girls grow up, they are bombarded with piss poor messages and role models. And in case you were wondering, Disney Corporation, yes I am looking squarely at you right now. *makes serious face, points index and middle finger to eyes, then points them aggressively in the general direction of Orlando, Florida*
Over the past fifteen years, Disney has cycled through three waves of female stars. In doing so, they’ve created a perpetual whoredom machine that benefits no one but virile males. Each wave has played out unsurprisingly similar. Step 1: a cattle call is put to young girls with pushy stageparents. Step 2: they are cast based on looks, sending the message that individual worth is based on the superficial. Step 3: they are glammed up an uncomfortable distance from their 18th birthday. Step 4: profit. Step 5: no longer wanting to be seen as a child act, they push their sexuality with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face.
So, parents of the world, want to know why your daughters dress slutty and date douchebags like the teenage version of me? A walk through history will show that Disney is a pretty good place to pin the blame.
Britney Spears
Britney was one of the original members of Disney’s revamped “Mickey Mouse Club.” Cute as a button with a serviceable voice, Britney was often front and center. When the Club disbanded, many of its members (including Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera, below) went off to continue pursuing their entertainment careers elsewhere. Then in 1998, at the age of sixteen, Britney burst back onto the scene in a midriff-baring Catholic schoolgirl uniform. Despite very clearly pushing her sexuality, Britney and her handlers played coy, doing a tricky dance playing up her virginity while having her pose for pictures standing in her bedroom wearing only underwear. You know, virgin stuff. It was only a matter of time until the other shoe dropped.
"I really wanna do what you want me to." Trust me Britney, you most certainly do not.
And drop it did. Her breathy, sweaty video for “I’m a Slave 4 U” was ten pounds of sex in an eight pound bag. A 19-year old me was pleased to no end by this video – the only downside being that this was pre-YouTube. A nation of the aforementioned virile males was forced to hurriedly try to climax within the videos three minutes and twenty-three seconds, lest we be interrupted by schmucks of the era like Fred Durst or the be-eyebrowringed lead singer of Staind.
In 2004, Britney discovered her love of marriage. It was so strong, she got married twice that year. First, to a childhood friend in Las Vegas, in a spur of the moment ceremony that lasted longer than the marriage itself. Then later, to Kevin Federline, a faux-urban douche of such magnitude he makes Film Drunk’s version of Channing Tatum look like Film Drunk’s version of Ryan Gosling. But surely marriage and children would make an honest woman of Britney, providing the stability she needed to grow into a grounded, mature member of society…
Have you ever thought, "I'm having the worst day EVER!" If you have, you were wrong.
Oh, right.
Christina Aguilera
Like Britney, Christina Aguilera was an original member of the new “Mickey Mouse Club.” With the voice of a heavyset, middle-aged black woman in the body of a little girl, she was clearly more talented than Britney from early on. Despite this, she always played second fiddle. Britney got more face time as a kid, had her album released first, got more attention from the media, and more adoration of males both young and wispily-mustachioed old. All factors that, while hard for a young girl to deal with, would certainly not have the type of repercussions that would cause Christina to become overtly sexual and crass in an attempt to get people to notice her…
The crazy thing: she might now be the most well-adjusted one of the lot.
Oh, right.
Christi – I’m sorry, XTina, released a music video for “Dirty” (off the album of the same name, in case you were unclear as to her sincerity) that made skanks blowing hobos on urine-soaked subway platforms step back and say, “Whoa. Easy, honey.” In doing so she taught a nation of girls the lesson that, if another girl is more popular than you, you can always just be whorier than her to get people to notice you.
Once Britney and Christina grew up and out, Disney realized it had a winning formula. Next step, reload: this time with a freckled redhead and a smiley blonde.
Lindsay Lohan
Two Lindsay Lohans?! If you show this picture to rival drug dealers, they'll just start hugging.
Lindsay Lohan was introduced to the world in The Parent Trap, playing the dual role made famous by Hayley Mills forty year earlier. All red hair, freckles, and cute smile, she was groomed to be one of Disney’s next big stars. Like those before her, she was packaged as an actor/singer/lunchbox-model dynamo that could hawk Disney’s wares to children across multiple mediums. Furthermore, they would not hypersexualize her at a young age, instead having her star in safe Disney products, like made-for-TV movies, or the latest in the Herbie series. Everything was fool proof, provided she didn’t have some sort of destructive attitude or a trainwreck-where-both-trains-were-carrying-nukes-at-the-time kind of personal life.
Spoiler alert: she totally did. So much so that the most difficult part of this feature was choosing which picture of her to run here. (The second most difficult part: explaining to authorities why my search history was littered with entries like, “‘britney spears’ + ‘christina aguilera’ + mousketeer + slutty,” and I had a fridge full of wine coolers. What? They’re refreshing.) Lindsay’s litany of issues culminated in her recently being sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation stemming from a drunk driving conviction. The sentence may result in a delay to her next project, where she plays porn star Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat fame.
To repeat, her impending jail time is conflicting with her film portrayal of a woman whose sole claim to fame is swallowing penises whole.
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff was Disney’s other iron in the fire in the early-to-mid 2000s. Blonde, dimpled, and impossibly cute (*sips wine cooler*), she was tapped as the lead for the Disney Channel television show “Lizzie McGuire.” Duff starred on the show for two seasons, as well as the full length movie, before branching out to music and other films. Even then, most of her projects remained teen friendly (films like A Cinderella Story and songs with idiotic titles only teenagers could stomach like “So Yesterday”). As with all teen stars, though, she began to struggle with the desire to be taken seriously. And as we all know, “being taken seriously” is a synonym for “acting more like a trollop whilst being videotaped.” Cut to this scene, from the film War, Inc.
Wait a second. That’s not so bad. I mean, sure, her midriff is exposed – but even respectable, classy girls wear less than that to the beach. And yeah, holding a scorpion in her hand is a little edgy, but it’s not like she’s going to drop it down the front of her pants and writhe around while lustily biting her bottom lip or anythi…
Oh, right.
Once Lohan and Duff broke out of the stable, it was time to bring about two new starlets. This time Disney struck gold with the female lead in a teen musical juggernaut, and the daughter of a country music one-hit wonder. Surely, this would turn out better, with the girls avoiding scandal and blossoming into positive role models for young women everywhere.
Vanessa Hudgens
High School Musical was a bit of an unexpected hit for Disney. They’ve produced dozens of made-for-TV movies aimed at tweens, usually starring their already marketable talent (like Duff or Lohan, in years past). For reasons that relatively sane, adult males like me will never understand, this movie blew up. Like, Twilight-style blew up. Disney rushed out a sequel to spoon feed viewers more of the storyline featuring the innocent, virginal lovebirds played by Zac Efron and Ms. Hudgens. Because of the hurried production, she didn’t have the time or motivation to accept some racy movie role, as the sequels were her golden goose. So everything was hunky-dory.
Dammit, Vanessa Hudgens! Young girls have enough bad influences without your pro-piracy agenda!
I really need to stop forgetting this stuff.
Hudgens’ private leaked photos, including lingerie and full frontal, were splashed all over the Internet in 2007. She has been just one of the increasing number of young female celebrities (Rihanna, Cassie, Ashley Greene, etc.) who have emailed naughty, full frontal pictures (happy Googling!) to their respective boyfriends only to have them end up in front of millions of Internet-savvy perverts, like me and this awesome Asian kid.
If I ever have a daughter, I would have to murder that kid. It would break my heart.
Miley Cyrus
Disney’s next big schoolbag and Trapper Keeper cover model was Miley Cyrus, star of the Disney Channel show “Hannah Montana.” Between being the daughter of a country star (sic) and starting the show at age fourteen, Miley grew up in the limelight as much as, if not more than, Disney’s previous stars. The show’s popularity led to an uber-sellout Hannah Montana performance tour before Miley embarked on her own musical career. Blah blah blah, this picture:
What do you think that girl to the right of the pole is looking at? My guess: Billy Ray Cyrus silently stroking his erect penis. The penis also has a mullet.
You might be asking yourselves, “What in the world was a 16-year old girl doing on a stripper pole at the American Music Awards?” Evidently, grindin’. Still just seventeen, Miley has posed mostly unclothed in a Vanity Fair spread with her father (EXCLAMATION POINT), dated a 21-year old underwear model when she was fifteen, released a racy video for her new single “Can’t Be Tamed,” and simulated making out with a female backup dancer while performing the same song on “Britain’s Got Talent.” But she’s totally not trying to be slutty, so don’t worry world!
All this is to say two things: first, as a single male in his 20s with no children, I’ve gladly reaped the benefits of all of this – both the naughty pictures and videos of the stars and the naughty attitude it instilled in some of the girls in my peer group. It may make me a terrible person, but so do a lot of other things.
Second, I pray to multiple gods every day that if I have a daughter, she’ll be an awkward, unattractive nerd. Yes, I’m aware of the horrible double standard at play. A boy who sleeps around is the man, and a girl who does so is a whore. It’s completely unfair. And I don’t want any part of it.
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I shed many a tear* while reading this.
*from my dick
“I’m aware of the horrible double standard at play. A boy who sleeps around is the man, and a girl who does so is a whore. It’s completely unfair. And I don’t want any part of it.” At least you were honest about it!
Thst Asian kid should have his own website.
Of course, in the future, everyone will be famous for their 15 websites.
Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus are a horrible, horrible temptations for my penis.
That Asian kid was awesome. So funny. “She is hot. And dumb. Almost as dumb as a blonde.” I lost my shit as soon as he said that.
Stay tuned for Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez!
I want to adopt that Asian kid.
At least they’re getting a little more ethnically diverse as the years go on.
T-minus 5 months until Miley Cyrus has the most epic Disney whoregasm in history.
Solid.
You know what these girls needed? A few years at an institution for higher learning where they would get positive messages, strict morality, and proper values. And then there’s my classroom.
What? No pics of Zac Efron doing the Buffalo Bill Tuck dance???
Something weird must be emanating from Walt’s frozen head over there, the telepathic “bad touch” reaching up from the basement.
Anyways, here’s to hoping the power never goes out.
Where do you get a 10 pound sex bag? My 8 pound one is also full.
Totally needed to add the pics of Hillary Duff getting caught blowing her dude.
Slutastic!
Apparently, they have the same idea of “mature” as the porn industry.
If I ever have a daughter, we’re blocking the Disney Channel.
It’s not really a double standard. If a key can open multiple locks, it’s considered a very good (useful) key; if a lock can be opened by multiple keys, then it’s just a shitty lock.
and people wonder why teen pregnancy is rampant. I sadly will never have kids, but I watch this shit happen to other peoples kids all the time. I’m sooo freaking happy I grew up in the time I did. My role models were Sarah Jane Smith and Daria. FTW.
I am not proud to admit it, but I am so relieved that my 18 year old daughter is obese and awkward.
She grew up watching that damn Disney Channel. As much as she admired these hooker-chic psychos, she simply doesn’t have nearly the looks to imitate them. She has had only one boyfriend in her life (they met at fat camp) and when I found obscene (he actually stated that he would anally rape her) text messages on her phone, I quickly called this loser and offered to end his miserable existence if he ever contacted her again.
Needless to say, he disappeared from her universe. I wear her blame for “ruining her life” like a badge of honor.
MMMmmmm..Selena Gomez..
Amazingly one sided, for the purpose of sensationalizing the point. You’ve completely ignored Lisa Whelchel from the FIRST New Mickey Mouse Club Incarnation (Blair Warner on the TV show “The Facts of Life”, to give you all a reference) Who refused a script in which her character loses her virginity because she didn’t believe in sex before Marriage. Today she is married to a preacher, with three homeschooled children. And still looks as beautiful as her “facts of life” days.
Maybe I’m missing something here, but didn’t all these girls do their sexing up ON THEIR OWN, and not in Disney vehicles? Indeed, a huge % of the BAD STUFF here seems to have happened after they left Disney. I don’t want to give the Mouse a complete pass here, but this article is just dumb and poorly written.
Your links have viruses.
I think you’re a fucking asshole. Maybe you shouldn’t be so damned sexist.
@ Dan
You know who else ignored her? The media. Who do you think a kid will be more influenced by: the star of her favorite TV show, or some lady she’s never heard of ever? +1 me.
@ Jim
Yeah they did all their sexing up on their own, but the point I was making is that it can be traced back to Disney. Your argument is like blaming a bomb for exploding instead of the person who lit the fuse. +1 me.
@ disappointed
I am kind of a fucking asshole. +1 you.
Why don’t they just skip the Disney stuff and go directly into kiddy porn?
The Disney Company has always practiced discrimination towards “minorities” and women just as White America continues to practice. The rather recent attempt at apologizing to Blacks for ignoring Black America in most of their films in “The Princess and The Frog” was a disaster in my opinion. It still presented blacks as savage or comedic animals and black women as the idiotic fools simple enough to fall in love with such outrageous beings. Disney is a bunch of bullshit and will continue to entertain the majority of their audiences, White America.
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That seems to be the pattern for female child stars, not just Disney alone. That kid in the video clip was hilarious.
“Yes, I’m aware of the horrible double standard at play. A boy who sleeps around is the man, and a girl who does so is a whore.”
Its pretty simple actually. A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock that’s opened by a lot of keys is a crappy lock.
DG Says:
“You know who else ignored her? The media. Who do you think a kid will be more influenced by: the star of her favorite TV show, or some lady she’s never heard of ever? +1 me”
Actually she was the star of a favorite tv show for many kids. You’ve just never heard of her, because it didn’t support the position for your story. -1 you.
Hmmm…You’re Journalism is so yellow… Can we be sure Danger Guerrero isn’t just the Pen Name for Marge Simpson?
I want to punch that Asian kid.
I could care less. These are women with real sexuality. The writer is a puritanical hack with a religious agenda. Leave these poor girls alone. They dont have to live the life you prescribe.
@ Danger
Actually, you didn’t do any real tracing at all. You pointed out that they all once were on Disney shows and now they are acting skanky. You do nothing to suggest what Disney did to make them that way. In fact, isn’t Disney kind of infamous for trying to keep its kiddie stars “wholesome.”? So uh, sorry, but no +1 for you.
Honestly I think we could come up with a long list of non-Disney female child stars that tried to get “grown up” by doing sexually provocative things. You want to make a particular point about Disney, then you need to show us what Disney is doing, not just make a list.
Asian kid needs an ass-whuppin’—he’s funny as HELL, tho!
These are women with real sexuality.
There’s a difference between owning your sexuality and running around in your underwear all, “LOOK AT ME! ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME YET?! ME ME ME.”
It has been a dramastic change to see these girls change from cute to sexy from good to bad and it’s really a shocker. You really get to see the difference of these girls ’cause they’re famous. If they weren’t famous they wouldn’t be THIS different from what they would’ve been unfamous. Think about it, if they werent famous they wouldn’t be like this this badly. Lindsay Lohan probably wouldn’t be like this. Miley Cyrus definately would not be like this. maybe regularly like a teenage girl would be like, like liking boys, being a little over but not like Miley is. Brittney Spears would kinda be like it but not so much. and i mean VANESSA HUDGENS would definately NOT be like this. she would be like a normal teen girl in her life. Even hilary duff has gone over the egde like Vanessa Hudgens. And the others. Now Christina Aguilera i don’t even know her. These teen gils have only turned like this or most of them ’cause they are famous. they act like this because they are famous i mean the facts are right here. just look at them. This is truely something to look at. Think are there going to be more actresses like this? As MILEY CYRUS said “When you’re 11, the word you would use to describe someone is definitely not sexy, and as you get older I think you grow into that. And I think I’ve done that but that’s not my schtick. That’s not what I’m trying to do to sell records. I want people to buy my record because of my music.” SEE shes only doing this so people can buy her music, she puts on the act like on Can’t Be Tamed anddoes this so she can sell her music. You have to have an image to sell music and this is her’s. is this her image or personality? Think about it.You have just read a strip from her interview she had and as u can see she is doing this only beacuse she’s famous, WHY? For her to sell her music. This is what is done in the music world and famous world, u dont always know how they really are. This yearr in 2010 she is ending her show “Hannah Montanah” and then on to do whatever she wants, to keep going on like bad girl Can’t Be Tamed or the sweet and innocent Hannah Montanah. This is something you should look at and think about, Why are they doing this?
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The writer is a puritanical hack with a religious agenda.
This might be the single funniest sentence on this entire page.
Wow… NoneOfUrBusiness, that was a serious rant. And you only used the word “like” 17 times. Then you were smart enough to post your email address so people can send you emails that say, “Lawlz u iz a n00b…fag”.
And to this Danger Guerrero fella, you should be ashamed of yourself for pushing your religious agenda on us. This agenda that you are apparently pushing after talking about fapping to music videos as quick as you can before Fred Durst comes on. SHAME ON YOU!!1!
Seriously, blaming the double standard of women being whores while men are merely fufilling their natural desires on Disney is uninformed and completely idiotic. All of media portrays women and girls this way. I’d say out of all media directed at children Disney’s is the most wholesome and well meaning (“If well meaning means lining their pockets!” “Oh my God you mean a company actually wants to turn a profit?? This changes everything!! No wait one thing is the same, you’re still a stupid douche!”). Being a young woman who grew up right smack in the middle of the golden age of princesses I find myself to be completely well adjusted, in a loving and meaningful relationship where I feel I’m an equal if not wearing the pants, and oh yeah not whoreing myself out on streetcorners. So instead of complaining about Disney (that sounds stupid even as I write it) go and try to make the world a better place and don’t treat women like objects.
The reason for the guy/girl double standard – if a key opens a lot of locks, it is an awesome key. But if a lock lets itself get opened by a lot of keys, it is a horrible lock. Guys are keys; girls are locks.
I didn’t read the article because I’m blonde and there were like, tons of big words, but if I had had the opportunity at 15 to validate my sexuality by turning myself into a sex symbol I would have done it in a heartbeat. Disney didn’t make the beasts, they just gave them the audience.
And I don’t appreciate all the proselytizing, DG. I know you wrote this post in celebration of the prophet Polanski.
All of the master key posts on here are disgusting. Hope you enjoy the gifts you receive for being a great master key! A la herpes, gonorrhea, HIV, etc, etc.
If a guy sleeps with a bunch of women he is just as much of a whore as a woman who sleeps with a lot of men. All of the sleeping around stems from a need to have your ego stroked and be the center of sexual attention. It’s not attractive in either sex.
Lol..this is so true. Unfortunately, my website is part of the problem cause these are the same ladies that are always popping up. I really like this article though, so I think I’m gonna link to it on my site.
“A boy who sleeps around is the man, and a girl who does so is a whore.” My response, no no no my friend, the girl who does is my desired future wife.
Always have agreed with this article, finally somebody said on a widely read blog what I’ve been spewing at the company water cooler for ages.
Its true. And Disney sells sex to children plain and simple. They put all these beautiful things out, parade them like crazy. But stifle their natural instincts and those urges build up like a ticking time bomb. Then Disney, not wanting to appear the criminal, sets the little butterflies free and they explode in the limelight.
Its OBVIOUS why it looks like Disney isnt at fault. Because they know when to “drop it like its hot” and hit the repeat button on their money factory.
Ah, don’t neglect Nickelodeon in there. Not quite the same whore factor, numbers-wise, but they get extra credit for Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up at 16 while being on their show. Or does Disney still get partial credit for that in some collateral damage-type scenario from Brit Brit’s slut explosion?
I enjoyed this article. It offered an opinion in an entertaining fashion, and I think that this was all it was intended to do.
To the people who say that these women’s respective meltdowns occurred after they left Disney’s employ and were on their own, I submit that such an argument is missing the author’s point. While these child stars were under the thumb of the Disney merchandising juggernaut, they were as thoroughly managed as anyone in the days of the studio system’s worst excesses. With the release of repression usually comes over-reaction… and the suggestion that Disney is totally innocent of this seems laughable to me.
I didn’t hear cries to “BOYCOTT DISNEY!!!” I’m not offering those cries, either. Disney’s done some things very well. But the author seems to have the view that some of their execs may have some heavy dues to pay….
Great post! And this is only their ‘real’ female role models. The cartoons are probably worse!
For fuck’s sake, is this the first fucking time some of you have read something from an uproxx website? Do you usually stumble into unknown websites and start spouting some really retarded comments without knowing what kind of sites they are?
I bet you morons wander into porn sites and complain about how disgusting those sites are for objectifying women and ask that they remove all offending images and videos.
I’ll be back later. I gotta stumble into a bar and wonder why there are people getting drunk and having sex in the parking lot.
Hillary Duff is still doing pretty clean roles. War Inc was a great political movie, and her role in it wasn’t so bad when you put her scenes in context.
Yep. You forgot Jamie Lynn Spears and The Cheetah Girls off of Nickelodeon. One of the Cheetah’s (Keely?) has the raunchiest low rent video about date rape and how she wants it again. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Momsen all do roles and acts that could be deemed slutactular, also. I don’t know if Disney is the breeder, or just Hollywood. Remember Dana Plato?
The world is evil and sex is fun. In other obvious news the sun is bright and the sky is blue.
Most women already know girls are sluts. Its us guys who have such a hard time with it. Does it ruin your pedo sweet view of the girl to realize she likes sex as much as you do?
Don’t blame Disney. Even Dorothy went on to Cabaret.
You forgot a huge whore-ish move on Hillary Duff’s part: As a guest star on Gossip Girl for a few episodes, her character had a steamy three-way with two of the main characters – Included with a girl-girl kissing scene.
lmao I cant stop laughing at the caption from the Miley pic!
I don’t think any one has even mentioned Selena Gomez yet… I don’t think she’s been taken advantage of yet but she’s on the trail!
thebutlerdidit – Dakota, Kristen, Taylor etc are actors (and fairly decent ones at that). They play the role of another person/character regardless of whether the character can be considered a “slut” (and honestly, with the exception of Taylor from Gossip Girl, I cannot think of any “slut” roles that these actors have had). The issue is more that some of these girls are actually acting this way in their personal lives (Britney, Miley…) which, from what read, does not apply to these three. I exclude Duff as well as it doesn’t seem she acts in a slutty way outside of movie roles, which are mostly clean anyway.
really good post! funny with a lot of great insight.
just two things:
Christina’s album wasn’t called Dirty, and the pole dance performance of Miley was at the Teen Choice Awards not the AMAs.
Wow! Disney hath provided us years of tight young ass to which we can spank our monkeys. That’s plural — I only have one monkey.
haha great article…but Hilary Duff isn’t really that bad…but the others…well no comment. Looks like we need some new people working at Disney, if you’d like a job at Disney you can search them here [jobs.trovit.com] and start the female role-models at Disney revamping!
FleetFox : Dorothy(Judy Garland)’s daughter Liza Minelli did Cabaret. Just so you’ve got your facts straight
Although I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse.
This is sick and I too would have to murder that asian kid…Its fucking sick that you pervs in the world get enjoyment out of all this. Get a gf and dont cheat like crazy…
there is nothing wrong with sex. if it is ok for males to have sex it is ok for females to have sex as well. this article and the responding posts are very uptight and degrading toward females. i am a female and do not perpetuate this negative stereotype – i think it is ok for women of age to have sex and women under age to be sexy. it is normal!
Disney and the other kid networks (Nick) are the worst role models a child could have! The girls in these shows are always singing / whining about how they are nothing without some guy in their life (H-M/ he could be the one) or shown dating several different guys. The girls are weak minded. Time for parents to take responsibility for their children and stop letting Disney raise them!
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Totally needed to add the pics of Hillary Duff getting caught blowing her dude.
Slutastic!” How is having sex with your boyfriend slutty? You’re so fucking dumb. You’re probably an ugly ass bitch. So your excuse for not having sex with anyone is that it’s slutty. Imbecil. Sex is only slutty if you do it for some kind of reward. Money, power etc. Otherwise it’s probably just instinct. get a sense of [my name]
you guys are way off for trying to diss danger guerrero. He isn’t trying to build a case for the Disney girls because it is already built, and totally up to code. He’s just havin’ some fun with the birds on a stick for all to see. It is not Disney’s fairy tale emperor’s who are wearing no clothes. Parents pay attention already. Disney’s puttin’ somethin’ in the girls’ water (for starters). Reference Spielberg’s kids: you didn’t see drew barrymore confusing sensuality with blunt, artless, whoredom, or even gwynneth paltrow, who grew up around his family as a girl with her own showbiz family. showbiz provides a bad environment for all teen girls yes thirteen included, but disney girls are- to pushing their obviously overtly considered commodities, what the moonies in the airports were- to giving away flowers for donations back in the seventies.
I promise not to rant as much as NoneOfUrBusiness did…or use as many “likes.” I dig the post, obviously, who put what in your inbox to spur the idea for the post? Regarding the Disney vs. Nickelodeon sluts: WITHOUT A DOUBT, Disney is the best crafted whore-maker out there. And Hannah Montana wins the whore award, hands down (although Britney and Lindsay have the worst complexes). That said, I would argue it wasn’t just the fame, it was Disney. I should write my thesis on this.
Everyone slow down … there’s way too much math.
Uh, humans are not locks and keys. There aren’t specific fittings for humans – all penises fit into all vaginas and “work” just fine. It’s just a matter of our social perceptions of acceptable frequency limits for women and not men. Its a double-standard that isn’t convincingly argued away with the lock-and-key analogy. Sorry!
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All I know is, until I had read this article and roughly a quarter of the ensuing comments, I had never heard that key/lock metaphor. Untrue, low-brow, chauvanistic, disgusting, crass, uncalled for? Perhaps all of these and more. But that shit is funny.
Hey, you forgot Brit’s little sister…didn’t her show get canceled because of her teenage pregnancy?!?
First of all, excuse my bad english, I am from Brasil and have little pratice on your language.
Why there are no list of “The Best Female Models” (like Lisa Whelchel mentioned some coments above)? Why are rare lists of “The Worts Male Models”?
Because DOESN’T MATTER THIS KIND OF PEOPLE! People like bad hot girls. If the girls of the list did differently, they won’t be the same fame, the same popularity. THAT’S THE REALITTY OF LIFE.
Online dating is a fast way to meet an ideal match. My girl friends have 5 success stories on this website ric h chats co m. They met their rich bz or hushands. Its not very complex. You just need to register a free profile and make your foto attractive. Always be urself. Good luck
Number 1: Hillary Duff is not a slut, I hate her for ruining Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus and The Who’s My Generation, but she isn’t a whore like the rest of the girls in your list.
Number 2: This goes to Dan, even if Lisa Whelchel was famous in her time she obviously didn’t make a big impact, i’m sorry to say this, but the public pays more attention to semi naked chicks than to regular girls, people love scandal and bullshit. I hate to say it but it is the truth, otherwise people like Tila Tequila, Kendra, Ke$ha and so on wouldn’t exist because their only claim to fame is having good looks and being extremely trashy.
Number 3: Dan, is your not you’re, I’m a grammar nazi, please learn to spell before writing.
A woman has two ways of succeeding in showbusiness, one: being extremely hot and slutty and do something controversial to get attention (Lady gaga)
two: being extremely hot and actually having talent
or three: being regular and having some success as a secundary character or as an underground indie singer.
Oh please will you get a life?! There over 18 so shut the hell up and get a life your probably a whore yourself.
All except for Miley she is kinda one but you get what i mean. Just pour coffee on your labtop and go do something else.
OO…very funny and beauty tat female role modal…
yes,but in the future these girls will be financially well off OLD LADIES and we can ignore them.except 4 lindsy lohan who may keep getting thrown in jail to get our attension.p.s. zac efron is just as likely to pull his pants down as far as vannessa did in that picture.
How come nobody blames the parents? If your daughter is a slut sleeping around town, then it’s not Disney’s fault, it’s your fault. How about manning up and taking a little responsibility. Some damn TV character shouldn’t be your role model in the first place any more than I would want my son looking up to Bret Michaels or Chad Ochocinco. Cops, firefighters, soldiers, successful business leaders, educators, judges, ministers, these are the people your kids should be using as role models.
i can see the disney connection – trying to keep them so “wholesome” that they’re stereotyped and it’s hard to break that. unfortunately, instead of trying to break said stereotype by being awesome in their own right, they went the easy: shock value (and a lot of self-centeredness i’m sure).
@Rob – totally agree about the parent thing. they should be the ones instilling happy thoughts in their kids heads (that aren’t along the lines of make stage-mommy/daddy lots of monies)
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If you can’t make it GOOD,
make it SEXY,
if you can’t make it SEXY,
make it BIG,
if you can’t make it BIG,
make it SHINY,
etc, etc
Miley Cyrus was grinding at the Teen Music Awards, not at the American Music Awards. Please fix this as folks are trying to learn the vital facts.
The man has a right to say what he wants! It’s in the Constitution! And I admire him for saying what he did. Girls like me are constantly looking for proof that there are still good guys in this “Sex, sex, and more sex” world we’re living in. And by “girls like me” I mean Christian girls with vows of abstainance till their married!
You should probably do some fact checking…
Britney and Christina were NOT original members of the New Mickey Mouse Club, they, along with Justin joined the show during the second to last season.
The song Dirrty came from an album called Stripped.
You get taken more seriously if you actually do the research.
That Asian kid rules!
This is depressing.
Are there ANY Disney heroines who have decided NOT to try to project an image of sluttiness? It seems like there wopuld be an advantage to being “teh good girl” from teh bunch. Is it something about child stardom, or just a strategy to get famous? It seems creepily close to capitalizing on repressed desires for pedophilia. Yuck!
@voice of justice: these gals (and their managers) are far from the first (or last) to be guilty of “capitalizing on repressed desires for pedophilia”. The young girl group T.A.T.U. was formed specifically to do that. Ivan Shapovalov went on record as specifically pandering to the market when he got the girls together. Most managers aren’t that stupid (eh…ok, maybe most are) but they’re just as willing to exploit young girls for that same pot of gold…because, unfortunately, sex (especially sex with underage girls) sells. Creepy, yes, and sad, and a little sick. But it’s undeniably lucrative.
When will it be considered cool to be an intelligent, proud, independent woman? Why is sexuality, and uninhibited behavior the sign of a “woman”? I once had to see a cardiologist (nothing serious), when I got to the examination room in walked a drop dead gorgeous woman in a white coat who explained my situation to me in terms I could understand. To this day I believe that she was one of the most attractive women I have ever met, not just for her looks, but for her intelligence as well. I have a feeling that she would never degrade herself by performing a pole dance in short shorts while old men drool at her like she is a hooker for sale. No one will ever talk down to her like she is a stupid bimbo whose only asset is her body…now that’s a woman, thats a role model, and that is probably a person whose parents are very proud.
i think when disney stars move on from thrier disney good girl or gooboy image’s they just want to get adlut fans not the youn fans any more
Really!?!?!?!? it doesn’t freaking matter. Even if you raise your kids without Disney they still have the possibility of being whores. And there are man whores retards. Its like saying the only way for kids not to turn out like whores is if you lock them in a closet, don’t let them have any friends, and home school them.
Oh and btws what’s with this Religious Bullshit
GOD IS NOT REAL
HE NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE
You’re all n00bs if you think he exists.
and Danger, what the hell kind of name is that. You’re not danger you’re just an idiot with an opinion, like all humans. WTF just saying if you’re gonna do an opinion article at least research some, just saying.
Oh and women will always get shit on because everyone thinks that Eve was the first woman and ate the apple. So therefore in their puny minds it gives men the right to see the woman as a slave.
Women if you really care that much, then become a lesbian.
Goddess all of you are either:
A: Super holy roller
B: Feminist
C: Really Stupid
It doesn’t matter.
Alight I’m done pissing people off or making them Piss themselves
…..that was fun now what to do?
Take over the world? That sounds splendid mind, let do that.
Well see you n00bs December 21st 2012
@Claude
Just for the record I’m pretty sure Drew Barrymore was an alcoholic at the age of 13 and I think a drug addict.
And now Demi Lovato is in rehab for a series of problems (allegedly), will it ever end over at Disney?
“So, parents of the world, want to know why your daughters dress slutty and date douchebags like the teenage version of me?”
You are such a fuck. I hope you never have children – a son or a daughter – for the sake of society.
I hope you don’t have a daughter, because if she’s ugly you’ll revel in her sadness and lack of self-confidence and if she’s attractive you’ll condescendingly sit back and tell your buddies how your little kid is a whore because she shares the same sexual morals that you did as a teen.
If you have a son, you’ll encourage him to watch the “young Disney sluts” on TV and to behave just like you did as a teenager, a patronizing pervert, to all the other girls out there who you apparently cannot bear to see sexualized so intensely by men.
And men really think they’re justified in getting their panties up in a bunch when women don’t trust them with children…Perhaps its because you encourage children to behave like sex objects? If you actually didn’t approve of Disney “sexualizing” young girls, then you wouldn’t write that you enjoyed “reaping the benefits” of seeing pictures of partially-clothed, sexually inviting teenagers.
You’re right in that most of these celebrities (except for Hilary Duff) dress like sexually subservient porn stars under the guise of “making music.” And you’re right in saying that it’s we view sex with a double standard. But it’s not fucking Disney’s fault. Disney doesn’t exist in a vacuum and it doesn’t produce these little celebrities just so that cryogenically frozen Walt can jack off to them. Disney helps to create these celebs and these celebs help to create themselves because people like you will PAY them to do it…and then criticize them for it in the same sentence.
>A boy who sleeps around is the man, and a girl who does so is a whore. It’s completely unfair.
I don’t think it is, I think its culture, history, evolution, and well I think, common sense.
When men sleep around, you have to worry about 1 dick, and if the women he slept with bore children, it was easily identifiable who the father was. So the child would be taken care of, and if it wasn’t, any other women could identify him (at least, when towns were smaller, and we weren’t meeting people online), as a deadbeat dad.
When women sleep around, who knows how many dicks they take in, but, it brings up the question of paternity, which isn’t as big of a deal today, as we have paternity test. Back then it was. How do I know that’s my child is that women slept with multiple men? How would other women really label the person as a deadbeat dad (so they can avoid him/etc), when, they don’t even know which person the women slept with is even the father?
So yes, it is a double standard, but one I don’t think is unfair by any means. Also, it’s actually changing, as I said now, we have paternity tests, so it’s becoming less and less of an issue in first world countries.
I’ll end this “rant” with a quote.
“If a key opens lots of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. “