Across the centuries, many things have been predicted to end the world. Volcanoes. The biblical rapture. Asteroid impacts. Gay marriage. A few of them almost did.
Recently, the popular bogeyman has been technology (mainly in the form of nuclear war or zombies, because let’s face it, this is pop culture we’re discussing). So far, such threats have mostly failed to materialize. Following in this proud tradition of fear-mongering and sensationalism, we bring you seven technologies that frankly scare the hell out of us.
7. Nanotechnology
While obviously a bit of buzzword, nanotechnology remains an interesting concept. The idea is simple: build machines atom by atom, and you can build anything that could ever be. The technology is still far off at this point, but if it comes to fruition, the possibilities will be endless. We could rebuild dying tissue, remove cancer cell by cell, build structures a thousand miles high. Also, we could probably wipe out the human race without a lot of trouble.
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Some things just LOOK like a bad idea.
6. Climate manipulation
It’s scientific consensus that humans have been inadvertently altering the gaseous mix of the atmosphere since the industrial revolution with potentially catastrophic effects. It’s remarkable, if you think about it. Humans are either so badass or so clumsy (the jury is still out) that we can change the climate of an entire planet without even trying to.
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Deliberation is fierce.
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Well, as it turns out, somebody did. Specifically, John Martin, had an idea: temperatures are largely controlled by the amount of carbon dioxide in the air. This level is, in turn, controlled by the number of plants absorbing it. As it turns out, the vast majority of CO2 absorption is handled by algae in the sea, not land-based plants. So, if there was more algae, it follows that there would be less CO2, and global temperatures would fall. Also, as it turns out, algae likes iron -really likes iron. Dump iron in the sea, create more algae, suck up CO2, drop temperatures. This lead to the following quote from Martin: ”Give me a half a tanker of iron and I’ll give you the next ice age.” Which, is probably the most badass thing to come out of a climatologists mouth since ever, not counting Al Gore.
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No one ever does.
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5. Genetic Engineering
The idea behind genetic engineering is fairly simple: since all life on earth shares the same basic mechanism (DNA chains decoded into proteins), it should be fairly easy to take the code apart, swap bits around as needed, and put it back together again. If thinking about that doesn’t give your inner mad scientist a twinkle in his eye, you probably have no soul.
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Great Scott.
The possibilities are endless, and are being explored with the rapid efficiency of good business sense including bigger and more resilient food stocks, hypoallergenic cats, glow in the dark fish, goats that make spider silk, oh, and a permanent cure for cavities Hell, many medications and hormones are now produced by GM bacteria. The potential to benefit the human race is tremendous, though I’m certain the fish thing is just geneticists screwing around.
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On the whole, it could have been worse.
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Imagine if DARPA had designed Kudzu.
The good news is that you need lots of expertise to do this kind of thing, right? Lots of lab equipment, years of training. What are the odds?
Well, for one thing, teenagers are doing it in college. Community college. God help us all.
4. Desktop fabrication
Today, building things is difficult. Most of our economy is based on big factories and lots of money - it’s totally unprofitable to manufacture less than a quarter million of anything. Desktop fabrication aims to change all that.
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It's not pretty, but the first steam engine wasn't much of a looker either.
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So, what’s the downside here? Well, let’s look at the obvious. If you can buy a cell phone, you can also torrent a handgun – or a rocket launcher – or, really, any weapon. Regulation of weaponry becomes essentially impossible. But, okay, that probably won’t end the world, though it might make home invasions a lot messier if the average man own an RPG launcher.
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For duck hunting.
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3. Pest Control
People need food crops. That’s been true since the agricultural revolution. Also true since always: insects like to eat our tasty, tasty plants. And, since we’ve had the capacity, we’ve been poisoning the little buggers as fast as we can. Pretty much every farm in the world relies on pesticides. There have been some well documented issues with this practice. The trouble is that insects, having a short reproductive cycle and a devious nature, evolve incredibly quickly in response to threats. Like, for example, pesticides. So, in defense, we have to keep upping the ante with new and different pesticides.
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Frankly, we all know where this is going.
2. Virtual Reality
Virtual reality has long been a staple of science fiction. Forget the bulky goggles and gloves, and let’s talk about a rat with a light in his brain. Scientists at Stanford University have figured out how to directly alter the brain activity of a rat with extreme precision. They started by infecting the brain of the rat with a strain of genetically engineered rabies.
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Oh yeah, that's going to end well.
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- One of these days the cybernetically-enhanced rodent revolution is going to come, and it ain’t going to be pretty.
So what does this mean for your holodeck fantasies? First, some frequencies of light can penetrate the skull very easily. Without breaking the skull, a laser could paint stimulation directly into your brain, producing images, tastes, smells, and sensations. One injection (admittedly of genetically engineered rabies), and you could interact directly with your brain in ways never experienced before.
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You could have any fantasy you could think of. You’d have a whole world engineered to serve you. You would earn enough money to sustain the computer and a nutrient drip and you’d never have to be unhappy again. Existential angst getting you down? Find the neurons that store the memory that the world you’re in isn’t real, and cauterize them away. Live out the rest of your life in happy fantasies. It would be the best, cheapest, and most socially acceptable drug ever invented. What could go wrong?
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Oh.
Currently, there’s a big stir about labor-sector jobs being devalued by cheap labor from out of the country. While largely driven by paranoia, varying levels of racism, and a dramatic lack of confidence in job skills, the basic mechanism has been seen before – every time labor in a certain job gets cheaper, there’s unemployment, followed by an industrial boom and then labor demand returns to something like it’s old levels to maintain the industrial boom. Every time this happens, the people whose jobs are being cheapened do the sensible, responsible thing: panic like squirrels on amphetamines.
So, what does this have to do with technology? No matter what happens, intellectual labor has been safe in the past. There’s just no cheap way to manufacture philosophers or scientists or teachers, or even engineers. Now, imagine if there was. Let’s say you have a menial office job. You’re a secretary, or maybe a receptionist, or (god forbid) a telemarketer.

I smile because I'm dead inside.
And, let’s say some clever bugger riding the tide of Moore’s law writes some software that does what you do. It works pretty well. If you speak slowly, it can usually understand what you’re saying. It can do basic functions of your job, and there’s a patch coming out soon that’ll add a group of new functions. You don’t worry too much about it, because it’s expensive and buggy, and they just can’t beat human labor. Then a few years later they do, and you’re out on your butt to a piece of software that doesn’t need to be paid.
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Even if you don't get fired, you're not going to like your new boss.
As software improves, it’s going to wipe out intellectual grunt labor first. Chips keep getting denser and the software gets smarter and capable of doing more jobs. Software engineers? Teachers? Scientists? At some point, we may declare certain kinds of software to be legal persons. Will that make much of a difference? Even software that wants to be paid beats a human – no cost of living, no sick days, impossibly fast work. At some point, human competition won’t be practical.
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Yep, we're boned.
And, before you comfort yourself that it’s impossible, or a long way off, consider that genetic algorithms can already engineer circuits that not only work, but that work in ways that no human being can really comprehend.
Now that’s scary.



Not gonna lie, pretty stoked to see that “Fleshlight Attack” didn’t make the list.
Desktop fabrication will probably kill us all. But to hell with it, I want my rocket launcher yesterday. I live in Boston, a rocket launcher would be incredibly useful, especially around Critical Mass.
Uproxx is looking to cash in on Cracked’s territory?
Nickjaa, if you’re going to troll and make stupid comments at least compare Uproxx and Cracked to characters from the Wire. For instance, you’re Dukie.
Damn, I was hoping that stupid f**kin’ Twitter would be on this list.
Is it a bad thing that nanotech and desktop fabrication are two technologies I pray will happen in my lifetime? Nanotech could make us all immortal, but the home-made rocket launchers will probably make up for it.
How, exactly would #1 kill us? Wouldn’t it usher in a utopian world where no one has to work anymore, and can live a life of leisure as our machines fufill our every desire?
Because that sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. We’d just have to make sure the machines weren’t TOO smart. That or use our desktop fabrication units to make lots of anti-robot weapons.
Then there’s the even more awesome possibility of putting our brains into robots, so we can all be beautiful, immortal super-beings that need only enough nutrients to keep the brain running. This is sounding pretty good to me.
More information about the biological effects of non-ionizing radiation from wireless technology is coming out every day. Enough is not being done by cities, counties, states and the Federal Government to protect us from the potentially devastating health and environmental effects. Through the 1996 telecommunications act the telecoms are shielded from liability and oversight. Initially cell phones were released with no pre-market safety testing despite the fact the Government and the Military have known for over 50 years that radio frequency is harmful to all biological systems (inthesenewtimes dot com/2009/05/02/6458/.). Health studies were suppressed and the 4 trillion dollar a year industry was given what amounts to a license to kill.
On it’s face, the 1996 telecommunications act is unconstitutional and a cover-up. Within the fine print city governments are not allowed to consider “environmental” effects from cell towers. They should anyway! It is the moral and legal obligation of our government to protect our health and welfare? Or is it? When did this become an obsolete concept? A cell tower is a microwave weapon capable of causing cancer, genetic damage & other biological problems. Bees, bats, humans, plants and trees are all affected by RF & EMF. Communities fight to keep cell towers away from schools yet they allow the school boards to install wi fi in all of our schools thereby irradiating our kids for 6-7 hours each day. Kids go home and the genetic assault continues with DECT portable phones, cell phones, wi fi and Wii’s. A tsunami of cancers and early alzheimer’s await our kids. Young people under the age of 20 are 420% more at risk of forming brain tumors (Swedish study, Dr. Lennart Hardell) because of their soft skulls, brain size and cell turn over time. Instead of teaching “safer” cell phone use and the dangers of wireless technology our schools mindlessly rush to wireless bending to industry pressure rather than informed decision making. We teach about alcohol, tobacco, drugs and safe sex but not about “safer” cell phone use. We are in a wireless trance, scientists are panicking while young brains, ovaries and sperm burns.
Red rocket – Twitter doesn’t need to be on this list. Somebody out there is already inventing the next “gotta have it” social networking tool that will have the half-life of a mayfly.
@david –
Are you crazy? Or you just figured out you didn’t have a single booty call number in your cell phone and was pissed the rest of us do.
Wow the comments veered from pleasantly amusing to omfg you psycho, you belong in the youtube comments section.
@macho madness
if you consider the life of a household pet to be a utopian wonderland, then yes. but some pets are beaten. and some are eaten.
also, their are many humans that would side with robots, as your last point articulates.
its transhumanism, the stage of evolution where we are transferring our mentality into another host to avoid the limitations of our current form. the consciousness we pass will be human initially, focused on the current human form, but eventually it will form to fit the limitations of our new body, and through time all traces of organic humanity would be lifted.
Wait, wait, wait. Somebody figured out a way to cool down the planet and people are against it?
Come spend the summer in NC and tell me that you’re not ready to dump a ton of iron into the ocean.
Patty is right. I lived in NC and Florida for 5 years and 1 year respectively. The heat is ungodly when paired with humidity. Give me alien overlords for 70 degrees and 60% humidity. =)
@knowless Dude, I don’t give a fuck about philosphical shit. I just want to not work and have awesome cyborg super powers. If I eventually become a machine, that’s ok to me.
Nanotechnology rulezzz!
ITS TIME TO TIE A KNOT IN IT SEX WILL DESTROY THE MODERN WORLD IT ALLREADY DESTRORD ASIA AFRICA AND WERE STUPID WE KEEP FEEDING THEM AND THET KEEP REPRODUSING AND THEN THEY COME HERE ANS OVER POPULATE THE UNITED STATES???????????????
I’m really at a loss for words here.
This article is a complete waste of time. The last thing we need to do is be afraid of technology. It is very foolish to go on in this way of thinking we need to embrace scientific advances for the good they can do for people. Perhaps if we thought in a positive light about the advances mentioned here we would already be saving lives from cancer, seeing other worlds, or living in peace with the rest of the world. Dumb post, get your heads out of the sand already.
@Bobb I think Mr. Infante’s point is that all of these technological advances are incredible, too incredible in fact. These advances are the stuff of science fiction and even though they all have noticeably amazing benefits, they also have less noticeable terrible consequences. Most of these could give us a blissful utopia but most of them, thanks to human nature and how we as a whole would react to them, will kill us all.
eveyone lisen up i am 13 and i know whats going to kill us each other think about it since when whould u not kill someone for 99999 bucks or even a slave i mean robots fuck them just blow them up and and tinytiny robots hahaha they whould kil us maybe but before we make them make bombs in each one and for bee thing well make a framer wepon that can do it i mean come on and virtull realti do it the matrix way if it gets out of hand and others easy to dealy with them probley but have not thought it yet how ever can u think of a way to deley with a dude who can use a nuke or even a trained killer we are top killer we must be ready for each other trust no one man i sound like a god dang movie or game lol
This is an interesting and funny list. Truth, I’m glad you have contributed, but adding periods at the end of your sentences would do a world of wonder for how people respond to your post. As for some of the other comments, I wanted to address the one about algae growth and iron. While it is true that algae absorbs CO2, therefore aiding in the change of global temperatures, there are more implications than that. Eventually having large amounts of algae would cause marine life to die. The attempt that was mentioned in this article would have killed animal life on a large scale.
PRAY TO GOD AI IS NOT SPRITIUAL. TRY KILLING A MACHINE THAT IS SPIRITUAL.