DISCLAIMER ALL UP IN THIS B****: Because the following art has been found randomly on the internet we cannot at this time give proper credit to the amazing and undoubtedly stunningly sexy artists who created all of it. If however you DO know their names or webpages please share them in the comment section and we will credit these fine people so hard their grandchildren will go through life with an unexplainable feeling of pride. We have nothing but respect for the talented folks behind these pictures and want nothing more than to have their babies give credit where credit is due.
In the deepest, darkest corners of the internet called 4chan where chaos reigns free and horse porn is the only recognized form of currency you can always stumble upon tons of a little thing called Alt Art. They are fan depictions of popular characters in new and exciting settings, often crossing over to other franchises, like a Smurf Batman, or a gritty reimagining of Big Bird as a smack-addicted male prostitute. Those are just a couple of (awesome) examples we made up on the spot without thinking (which will probably worry the company shrink when we see him next week) but the Alt Art that really does exist out there is often even more kickass and creative than anything you could imagine, at least while sober. Examples:
10. Ed, Edd & Eddy

CREATED BY: 2WinGs2ZioN, an aspiring 2D animator with a possible crush on Ben Affleck.
The story this picture tells us: After another one of the boys’ get rich quick schemes goes horribly wrong and leaves two children dead (let’s say Jimmy and Kevin, who die after ingesting a frankly insane amount of rat poison) the three Eds are sent to Juvenile Hall from where they emerge… changed. No more the pushovers they once were, Ed, Edd and Eddy return and quickly take over the old neighborhood where they extort and harass their way into riches and (fearful) respect. Later Ed dies of a heroin overdose and Eddy rapes Nazz.
9. Mario

CREATED BY: Handré de Jager, whose work frankly scares us…
The story this picture tells us: Two mentally unstable brothers, Mario and Luigi, murder their way out of an insane asylum and take refuge in a meth lab, which they quickly turn into just a regular lab. Now, high as two homicidal kites and hallucinating Hell itself, the brothers go on a rampage throughout the city, taking 17 innocent lives before being stopped by a helicopter sniper. The movie adaptation will star Bob Hoskins as Mario and Alan Rickman as Luigi.
8. Toy Story

CREATED BY: TDSpiral, who likes science and guns, but then again, who doesn’t?
The story this picture tells us: In a post apocalyptic world where most of the Earth was destroyed during War World III, two solitary figures traverse the wastelands looking for the mythical wiseman known as “Andy.” One of them is Buzz, a former marine pilot who due to extensive wounds received during the war had to cyborgize most of his body, making him currently more machine than man. His partner is Woody, a lonesome gunslinger unfit for this modern age of lasers and spacecrafts, but who can still take care of himself. The story is an allegory for the role of religion in people’s lives.
7. Elmer Fudd

CREATED BY: Ben Fleuter, who should totally be hired by Warner Bros. to reboot their properties.
The story this picture tells us: A gritty thriller drama about Elmer, a serial killer terrorizing the city of Acme. Throughout the movie, Elmer’s back-story will be presented to the audience via flashbacks: when he was a child his dad used to take him hunting deep into the woods and molest the ever loving crap out of him. One day the boy had enough and shot his father in the back, but the damage was already done. Now he creeps the dirty alleys of Acme looking for new victims, but his reign of terror might finally come to an end after he started hunting the local transvestite “Bunny,” who will not go down without a fight.
6. Wizard of Oz

CREATED BY: Tim Seeley and Katie DeSousa, whose parents might’ve told them a different version of Oz than we remember.
The story this picture tells us: After being transported to the strange and magical Land of Oz, Dorothy befriends the maniacal, demon-possessed Scarecrow, a tormented Were-lion named… Leo (shut up) and a steam punk android designed only to murder and look totally badass. Later an ancient god named Oz orders them to kill the local witch because she refused to worship him. The twist ending reveals Dorothy has dreamed the entire ordeal because she’s in a coma after hitting her head at a Marilyn Manson concert.
5. Star Wars

CREATED BY: Eric Poulton, who is an awesome artist with his own backstory for the above pic.
The story this picture tells us: Star Wars filtered through the mind of Jules Verne. As far as we’re concerned this picture alone deserves 10 Oscars on the spot. No, make that 20. You know what? Give this ALL the Oscars, even the ones for best Documentary and Animated movie. Make up a few new Oscars if you have to, just… shower this thing with rewards. It’s that awesome.



The movie adaptation will star Bob Hoskins as Mario and Alan Rickman as Luigi.
Better luck next time, John Leguizamo.
Ugh, if only Dorothy were a Mizzou fan.
I went to 4chan to see more of this art but couldn’t find it. any ideas how i can
I always knew Pac Man was an allegory for addiction. All he does is chomp pills.
I LOVED IT. this was awesome not only the art but the captions were ingenious wwelll most of them haha keep em up lets see scooby doo!
@ beck
try deviantart first. Next best thing is homewares.org (both might be nsfw)
This was the best Scooby Doo (as shown on Warming Glow)
[warmingglow.uproxx.com]
the pac-man image can be purchased as a t-shirt, from threadless.com- search for “The Madness of Mission 6.”
I would watch the crap out of all of these, except the Dora the Explorer. Something uncomfortable about mentioning masturbation and Dora the Explorer in the same thought. Blech.
Can we get some artist citations for these? I’d like to see what else they’ve done
Rock Chalk Dorothy!
Could you try to at least credit the artists here? These aren’t “from” 4chan and you didn’t “make them up on the spot.” Number 9, for example, is Handre de Jager’s from a photoshop thread on somethingawful years ago.
Jack: We’re well aware of that, but seeing as there isn’t any official database-like page for Alt Art, we are sort of lost for credits. We will give credit where it’s due, shit, we will even credit that person’s grandma and dog, but most of the examples here were picked up from an image board so it’s proving to be a little hard.
Number 9 – Mario and Luigi – was made by me. It is from a part of a personal project in which I parodied the inaccurate nature of 80′s and early 90′s video game box art.
Don’t believe me? Check out my gallery: [www.handredejager.com]
Handre: Thank you and so sorry for not crediting you from the beginning. We will pimp out the crap out of your name and site and can even take down the art if you so request. Updating now.
No problem. I often run into my own work – it seems to be fairly popular on message boards.
You’re not far off about the mentally-unstable Mario and Luigi, by the way. I use my art as a means to express my own struggles with mental instability, anger, and sexuality.
The pacman one was done by a great artist, Travis Pitts. You can buy his shirt on threadless.com and you can check out his site at http://www.zom-bot.com
if someone put that pac-man pic on a t-shirt id pay $13 for that
TMI
Source on #5, your Star Wars gone steampunk: [ericpoulton.blogspot.com]
Even better, there’s more than just Vader on that blog.
Creator of Fudd here. Good interpretation for the movie. I was amused.
You seem eager to give us credit should you get the info so my website is [milkinthepantry.com]
Thanks.
Oh! You used the Marvin one too! Yes. That also.
#6 Wizard of Oz is from Tim Seeley and Katie Desousa
And Bruno, 50% of the pics (soon to be 60%) are attributed to the artists. Chill. He’s workin’ on it.
OK Morons whos are whining about not crediting the artist: READ THE FRIGGIN’ TEXT FIRST. The writer says that there were some missing citations and if you know who created them let him know. It is the first paragraph, so read it before you bitch!
Source on #4, Manly Link: [genzoman.deviantart.com]
I actually made that Toy Story one last summer. Of course, I think it looks like posh now, but it’s still cool to see it get posted somewhere. Would’ve been nice if they credited the original artists, though.
Thanks to Tineye:
Ed, Edd n Eddy:
[2wings2zion.deviantart.com]
Please give proper credit, and you should probably let him know you have posted this in this article.
hot dora…is hot
I love Ed, Edd & Eddy, still my favorite. How about Courage the cowardly dog?
Ah! Found the original video:
[welcomeurope.com]
BAM!! Here is the link to the artist that did that sweet legend of zelda pic [genzoman.deviantart.com]
Credit goes to TDSpiral for Toy Story.
[browse.deviantart.com]
I think my favorite of these is the Elmer Fudd one. I think that sounds like an amazing movie.
^ Did you NOT read the text at the beginning of this? Honestly.
Artist of the Zelda picture is Genzoman.
His Deviantart page
[genzoman.deviantart.com]
I am happy to inform that we have credited everyone except the artist behind the sexilious Dora the Explorer. Also, because this post contains the words “sex” and “Dora the Explorer” everyone who read it is probably now on a government watch-list. Sorry about that.
The PacMan is pure genius. Big fan.
[oscarandozcar.com]
i found the artist who did the dora art
[wardog-zero.deviantart.com]
Later an ancient god named Oz orders them to kill the local witch because she refused to worship him. The twist ending reveals [www.newerade.com] Dorothy has dreamed the entire ordeal because she’s in a coma after hitting her head at a Marilyn Manson concert.