4. Legend of Zelda
CREATED BY: GENZOMAN, who is planning to put out an artbook, and if you don’t buy it, you’re a bad a person.
The story this picture tells us: The evil wizard Ganon kidnaps Princess Zelda to get his hands on 3 magical triangles and take over the world. He deeply regrets this about 5 minutes later when Link walks into his palace having brutally slaughtered most of his army on the way there. Ganon is killed (painfully) and the rest of the game/movie features Link giving it to Zelda on a bed of enemy skulls to the soothing sounds of a cheesy 70s porn soundtrack *boom-chika-wa-wa*
3. Marvin the Martian
CREATED BY: Ben Fleuter, who should sue Warner Bros. for not hiring him yet.
The story this picture tells us: the Mars Empire is attacking Earth and they have sent one of their fleets to exterminate humanity, thus starting the battle for our survival. With Mars advanced technology and absolutely no shred of morality or conscience, the Martian commander Marvin levels entire continents and kills most of the Earth’s population in a manner of days before being suddenly wiped out by a common Earth sickness that was deadly to the Martian folk. Let’s say herpes.
2. Dora the Explorer
The story this picture tells us: All the benefits of the original “Dora the Explorer,” like helping people learn about and understand foreign cultures, with the added bonus of finally being able to masturbate to the show, which until now wasn’t an easy task at all. Also: That. Ass.
CREATED BY: Travis Pitts, who simply rocks art and whose shit you should buy.
The story this picture tells us: It’s all there in the picture, and that is the idea for the greatest movie of all time. Someone reanimate Stanley Kubrick and get him on the phone. He will want to be all over this project.
I want more like this!
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