That “continuing source of inspiration” joke was easily one of the top 6 funniest things in the history of television.
03.21.11 at 10:40 am
wwwww
that last stuttering joke is from a comedian and the kid stole it
03.21.11 at 11:21 am
booch
#8 is referring to the “My Dick” song by Mickey Avalon. Not that i’ve listened to it enough to know or anything.
DON’T JUDGE ME
03.22.11 at 8:50 am
liam
that stuttering joke made me laugh out loud.
03.22.11 at 1:06 pm
Paul
“you are not a scientist. I know a scientist.” Awesome!
03.23.11 at 2:32 pm
Camie
“You’d be wrong, it’ll be treated with the respect and dignity Americans think it deserves.”
As an American, I have very little in common with the douche featured in this “fail.”
03.23.11 at 5:52 pm
Jack Burton
What’s the point of typing a response that long yet taking the time to abbreviate “you are” to “ur”? I mean, she typed out ‘smorgasbord’(and shockingly, spelled it correctly, but she can’t type out “you are”?
03.25.11 at 1:18 am
Ariane
The correct response is: “Your dick, broken vending machine.”
03.25.11 at 1:18 am
Ariane
shit, this belonged on page 8, thanks, Noscript.
03.27.11 at 9:02 am
the dogs
Whoever wrote this piece and chose these selections should stop writing immediately. Terrible commentary, weak jokes and unfunny fails make this one of the worst things I’ve read on uproxx (along with everything on withleather.com in the past 2 years of course). Also, ending any article or post with “But still” is awful, sincerely shoddy writing skills. Up your game or quit.
03.27.11 at 12:33 pm
Andy
Since it’s so clear Lamebook is protected as parody (and I agree), then why should we bother kicking bucks towards their defense fund? I could see if there was protracted proceedings, but this is open and shut.
03.27.11 at 5:19 pm
Lakawak
wow….so first of all…FAIL? In 201? Seriously? Is this site run by immature 12 year olds? And secondly…IS this site run by 12 year olds? Becuase anyone olerthan 12 knows that pretty much EVERY one of these is faked.
03.28.11 at 2:04 am
Burnsy
Becuase anyone olerthan 12 knows…
What is that, Latin?
04.03.11 at 7:33 pm
Dan Seitz
@the dogs
Awwww, it’s so cute how teenagers think we can’t spot them.
04.08.11 at 9:58 pm
charlie
Ten moderately funny selections followed by ten of the unfunniest commentaries in history. Congrats.
04.14.11 at 4:12 pm
Alexander T!
When do we get to the funny part?
04.15.11 at 10:35 am
Dalton
the Marx bros joke is hilarious, nice.
04.20.11 at 12:12 am
Robot
I thought Burnsy for sure would have ripped @thedogs a fresh pink sock for that comment.
04.26.11 at 12:00 pm
zeid0000
مرحبا
04.26.11 at 6:04 pm
klll
M16 is not a semi auto , i can be fully auto to dumb ass !
04.26.11 at 8:58 pm
interwebs fail
I love that this is a gallery of net-fails, and yet it, itself, failed.
The M16 Assault Rifle that we use today is able to be utilized in burst fire, as well as full auto, and, if I’m not mistaken, has a single fire (semi-auto) option. Not to say that the douche bag’s status wasn’t pathetic, but you can’t rag on something and then screw up on your “ragging”.
Way to base life on Call of Duty. Fail.
04.27.11 at 9:32 am
fazryx
heueheue
04.28.11 at 1:52 am
Yeah..
@interwebs fail
Actually there are basically 5 variants of the M16 3 of which are select fire which means they can be set to fully automatic, the other two are 3 round burst. Currently the only two M16s used in the U.S. military are the M16A3 which is a select fire, but it’s mainly used in navy special ops and they’re Construction Battalions and the M16A4 which is 3 round burst and is currently the standard assault rifle of NATO. Since Fully automatic weapons are illegal to buy or own unless a special permit is obtained its safe to say that the M16 is overwhelmingly semi auto or 3 round burst.
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That “continuing source of inspiration” joke was easily one of the top 6 funniest things in the history of television.
that last stuttering joke is from a comedian and the kid stole it
#8 is referring to the “My Dick” song by Mickey Avalon. Not that i’ve listened to it enough to know or anything.
DON’T JUDGE ME
that stuttering joke made me laugh out loud.
“you are not a scientist. I know a scientist.” Awesome!
“You’d be wrong, it’ll be treated with the respect and dignity Americans think it deserves.”
As an American, I have very little in common with the douche featured in this “fail.”
What’s the point of typing a response that long yet taking the time to abbreviate “you are” to “ur”? I mean, she typed out ‘smorgasbord’(and shockingly, spelled it correctly, but she can’t type out “you are”?
The correct response is: “Your dick, broken vending machine.”
shit, this belonged on page 8, thanks, Noscript.
Whoever wrote this piece and chose these selections should stop writing immediately. Terrible commentary, weak jokes and unfunny fails make this one of the worst things I’ve read on uproxx (along with everything on withleather.com in the past 2 years of course). Also, ending any article or post with “But still” is awful, sincerely shoddy writing skills. Up your game or quit.
Since it’s so clear Lamebook is protected as parody (and I agree), then why should we bother kicking bucks towards their defense fund? I could see if there was protracted proceedings, but this is open and shut.
wow….so first of all…FAIL? In 201? Seriously? Is this site run by immature 12 year olds? And secondly…IS this site run by 12 year olds? Becuase anyone olerthan 12 knows that pretty much EVERY one of these is faked.
Becuase anyone olerthan 12 knows…
What is that, Latin?
@the dogs
Awwww, it’s so cute how teenagers think we can’t spot them.
Ten moderately funny selections followed by ten of the unfunniest commentaries in history. Congrats.
When do we get to the funny part?
the Marx bros joke is hilarious, nice.
I thought Burnsy for sure would have ripped @thedogs a fresh pink sock for that comment.
مرحبا
M16 is not a semi auto , i can be fully auto to dumb ass !
I love that this is a gallery of net-fails, and yet it, itself, failed.
The M16 Assault Rifle that we use today is able to be utilized in burst fire, as well as full auto, and, if I’m not mistaken, has a single fire (semi-auto) option. Not to say that the douche bag’s status wasn’t pathetic, but you can’t rag on something and then screw up on your “ragging”.
Way to base life on Call of Duty. Fail.
heueheue
@interwebs fail
Actually there are basically 5 variants of the M16 3 of which are select fire which means they can be set to fully automatic, the other two are 3 round burst. Currently the only two M16s used in the U.S. military are the M16A3 which is a select fire, but it’s mainly used in navy special ops and they’re Construction Battalions and the M16A4 which is 3 round burst and is currently the standard assault rifle of NATO. Since Fully automatic weapons are illegal to buy or own unless a special permit is obtained its safe to say that the M16 is overwhelmingly semi auto or 3 round burst.
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