Are you sick of "the royal wedding" yet? I sure as hell am! I mean, isn't the whole reason we declared our independence from the British and fought them in a war was so that we wouldn't have to be subjected to the whims of and goings-on of the incestual freaks that comprise their monarchy? Why yes, I think it is.
So why does the American media persist in force feeding us this nonsense? I, or no one that I know, gives not a single f*ck about ANY OF THIS. As Americans, the royal family exists solely for us to mock and ridicule mercilessly, because we can. It is not to be celebrated or fawned over in any way. Not now. Not ever.
In such, I thought it'd be fitting to throw together a collection of my favorites from the Tumblr's best royal family mocking and ridiculing site: Kate Middleton For the Win. I don't know Anne Clark, the witty lady behind the operation, but I think I'm kinda in love with her. Here are my 15 favorite offerings from her site.
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I couldn’t agree more and I don’t understand the obsession with the British Royal family,never did!
As much as we mock our cousins across the pond for their fascination with the royals, we Americans fulfill our need to worship people who are in the spotlight for no discernible reason with the Kardashians. At least the royals have CLASS.
But who needs class when you gots ASS? Amirite fellas?!
[Bowtie spins, soft-shoes off stage]
She has all of Britain smitten, just like Mr. Bean.
“As much as we mock our cousins across the pond for their fascination with the royals, we Americans fulfill our need to worship people who are in the spotlight for no discernible reason with the Kardashians. At least the royals have CLASS.”
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And have you seen what they can do with Jello?
so I’ve clicked thru 5 and they’re all shit so far, I’m going back to scumbag stever now THOSE are funny. A woman wrote these you say? Figures. “My wedding isn’t a national holiday” ahahahahaha get it cuz she’s marrying a ROYAL OK yeah anyway go do your nails or something hon.
The fact that anyone in the United States gives a shit about this royal wedding nonsense makes the Founders roll in their graves.
Class? Will’s little brother dressed up like a Nazi for Halloween and is pals with Gaddafi’s son.