140 Characters of Ego: The Year-End Top 10

We’re not going to tell you who this guy is or what he does because he’d probably think of it as free advertising, but he’s so far up his own rectum that he has the rare honor of being featured twice in a year’s worth of columns. So congratulations, Ruv. For being an arrogant jerk, for whining, for just simply not getting it, you win this year’s Golden Ladder.

Brace it carefully, and use it to get over yourself.