tendency to drink too much and speculate wildly high standards of journalistic integrity (or as I like to call it, journa-lipstick integ-pretty), it now appears that yesterday’s report of Rupert Evans casting as Superman in Justice League is unfounded. Based on denials by Evans’ management, IESB is now retracting their previous story (and misspelling the word ‘chimed’).
But good news! Wonder Woman has been cast – Teresa Palmer! I’d probably bang her! But wait, the source for the false Superman story doesn’t happen to be the source of the Wonder Woman story, does it? Oh, well yeah, there is that.
I may take a break from JLA news. I’m as sick of hearing about JLA as I am of being told to put my pants back on. I predict that it becomes a made-for-TV movie premiering on the Who Gives a Shit Channel, with all roles played by Tori Spelling.
I want more like this!
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