Cheech Marin is set to direct and star in a script he wrote himself called Angel of Oxnard, about a guy named Angel who works for the Home Shopping Network and whose face appears on a tortilla. I swear I didn’t make that up. Thing is, Cheech is the kind of lovable, pudgy little cherub that advertisers love. He’s like the Mexican Dave Thomas. Therefore, I don’t think seeing his face on a tortilla would freak me out that much. I say they re-cast this with Danny Trejo.
“Deedju order sometheen, puto?” Terrifying.
I want more like this!
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