Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Mickey Rourke walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Whoa, where’d you get that?” Parrot says, “Rawk! Passed out behind an Arby’s.”
(fock’n ‘ell, is dat ‘oo oy fink it is?)
I want more like this!
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