I don’t know what the hell I’m thinking covering news about all the big boring Hollywood blockbusters when there’s so much goodness to be found in Disney’s direct-to-DVD* catalogue. In my travels across the internet, I recently came across a title called MXP: Most Xtreme Primate, from 2003. Anticipation boner in hand, I went looking for the trailer and found it, and it’s pretty much everything I had hoped for. A chimp, riding a snowboard, doing tricks and generally throwing a MONKEY wrench into everyone’s plans. Ha, take that, squares! I needed to know more about this amazing film, so I dug up
It’s no wonder they added the “X” in the title of this sequel to MVP and MVP 2. It has the best monkey shower scene I’ve ever seen. This monkey nudity only served to make the primate more “human” so I can understand it’s inclusion in the film. With out it, it would have been merely a typical animal sports movie in the tradition of Air Bud.
I haven’t seen monkeys and humans bond this well, since “Gorillas in the Mist”. Not only does the monkey take a shower, but he also brushes his teeth, shave with a razor, plays the drums, plays video games, drinks a frozen drink and gets brain freeze, and oh yeah he snowboards too. What will Jack do next? I for one can’t wait. Opposable thumbs way up!!!
Oh man, I think I just peed a little. This is so Xtreme. If they made an MXP body spray I would spray it on my shit and throw it at people. MXP makes the Cool Mule look like the king of all dorks.
*Make that VHS
I want more like this!
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