Valentine’s Day. Man. This trailer. I’m going to cover this in bullet-point form to keep me from using real ones:
- Voice over from Ashton Kutcher
- Black Eyed Peas song (We’re goin out! Let’s live it up! This movie sucks! Mazel tov!)
- Horny old people
- Well-dressed little kid in love
- A guy named Taylor kissing a girl named Taylor
- Jessica Alba blonde
- Anne Hathway kissing Topher Grace
- “A day in the life of love.”
Hey, Valentine’s Day, let’s never hang out.
I want more like this!
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