Oi, wakey wakey, ya cönts. It’s da Stafe eah, now isn’ Oy? So dis is da trailah for moy new movie, Da Mechanic, donnit. When da cönts told me about it, Oy found da concept well appealin. Cuz wiffout a mechanic, dere’d be no one to fix da flash shoiny focken sazz wagons Oy’s always droivin round in, now is dey? Oi, but da toype a mechanic Oy play in dis focken movie ain’t da toipe a cönt ‘oo stands round ow day shoinin ovva cönts’ sazz wagons, innit. Roight, I play a cönt ‘oo solves problems. Problems loike, “Oi, Stafe, dere’s a cönt standin onna dock ‘oo ain’t got enough focken speahs in ‘is leg,” or “‘elp us, Stafe, we’s got a fit bird eah ‘oo needs a knobbin.’”
An’ dat’s where da Stafe comes in, now doesn Oy? Becos da fit birds ain’t gonna knob demselves, now is dey? But if dey did, Oy reckon dat would make a pretty focken good movie as well, innit. Fit Birds Knob Demselves, dey could call it.
[hat tip: /Film]
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