I’ve got a big story here, folks. I mean, we’re talking try-not-to-drop-your-cat-in-your-chocolate big. What am I talking about? The stars of Twilight, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, have finally confimed that they’re dating. It’s like everything I’ve ever written in puffy paint is coming true. I hope you’re lubed up, John Stamos.
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, and Taylor Lautner all taped an episode for The Oprah Winfrey Show earlier this week, to air May 13.
While some fans were treated to a special screening of Eclipse, the good stuff happened with the cameras weren’t rolling. Like when Rob and Kristen confirmed to Oprah backstage they are in fact dating:
“We were all briefed before the show how to handle the talent,” says our source who works for the Big O. “Part of what we were told was that Rob and Kristen are dating.”
“Obviously Oprah had to ask something during the taping, but agreed beforehand she wouldn’t be too hard on [Rob and Kristen] if they told her what was really going on. Both Rob and Kristen’s people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent.” [EOnline]
Life imitates art yet again. You see? I just knew a story would come along to prove how realistic Stephenie Meyer’s stories are. Knowing these two are really together gives me the strength to dump my boyfriend and hold out for true love, someone who’ll care for me so much that we never have sex and he watches me while I sleep and comforts me with his childish grasp of the English language. In fact, my sources say that Kristen and Rob are so in love, they just sat there staring at each other looking like they had heartburn for two f*cking hours.
I want more like this!
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