Below is the new trailer for Battle: Los Angeles, which seems to have the collective arm flab of the internet all a-quiver with pre-emptive applause. Yes, the trailer looks pretty good, very explosion-y. But I remember thinking the same thing about Independence Day. And this is still a movie from the director of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake starring Michelle Rodriguez, right? Just checking. (You’ll never believe this, but MichelleRod plays a hardcore Latina Marine). So will it be the next District 9 or the next Skyline? Either way, I guess we’ll find out on 3-11-2011.
Well, you’ll find out anyway. That’s the day *I* celebrate 311 day, by taking giant b-loads and bumping “Come Original.” Whoa, dude, did he just say “amber is the color of my energy?” That’s, like, (*bong load*) …deep, brah. (*coughs)
Upcoming Alien Invasion movies:
- Battle: Los Angeles (opens March)
- Super 8 (opens June)
- Cowboys vs. Aliens (July 29th)
- I Am Number Four (February 18th)
- Battleship (May 2012)
And that’s not counting Paul, Green Lantern, Transformers 3, the Alien prequel, or any of the early stages stuff like Asteroids or Space Invaders. WHO WILL ALIEN IT BETTER??? I CAN’T WAIT TO FIND OUT!!
I want more like this!
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