At some point last week, Men’s Health magazine announced that its readers had voted Jennifer Aniston the “Sexiest Woman of All-Time,” and me and my Mila Kunis sock dolls were like, “WHAAAAAA?” But while that selection has left a lot of us pervs scratching our heads – I mean, have you seen Susan B. Anthony’s tits? – Men’s Health just gained a powerful ally in the world’s love affair with the queen of underachieving romantic comedies – Tim Tebow.
The quarterback of the Denver Broncos recently chatted with Steve Serby of the New York Post, and he opened up as Tebow the person, as opposed to Tebow the athlete. Among the things he pointed out: Jesus is his Lord and Savior, cracking his knuckles is his worst habit, and he responds to trash talk by saying, “Jesus loves you.” As for his entertainment and food choices:
Q: Favorite movie?
Q: Favorite actor?
A: Will Smith.
Q: Favorite actress?
A: Jennifer Aniston.
Q: Favorite entertainer?
A: Rascal Flatts.
Q: Favorite meal?
A: Mom’s homemade tacos.
The Will Smith thing doesn’t surprise me at all, with the wholesome family image (despite a zillion divorce rumors) and I can see the Braveheart thing because it’s an awesome movie and athletes love the inspirational battle scenes. I just figured Passion of the Christ might have knocked Mel Gibson’s work down a few pegs.
The Aniston thing surprises me, though. I assumed he would have gone younger, more innocent. Perhaps Reese Witherspoon or Mandy Moore. But don’t be surprised now if Aniston starts showing up at Broncos games trying to find herself a new boyfriend. “What’s that, Brad? You adopted another baby? Well I’m dating a Pro Bowl quarterback,” or something batsh*t crazy like that.
I want more like this!
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