I must be the last human on Earth not to have seen the video for Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” but apparently model Emily Ratajkowski dances around topless in it (NSFW video here). Luckily I am something of an expert when it comes to plump-breasted models (*sips tea, adjusts cravat*), so I was already familiar with Ratajkowski (pronounced Rat a Jay Cow Ski) from numerous Google Image Searches.
And now, according to The Wrap, she’s set to play Ben Affleck’s mistress in David Fincher’s Gone Girl, which also stars Tyler Perry and Patrick Fugit. That strikes me as a fine idea, as Ratajkowski seems full of potential. (*holds palms in front of chest*)
In her first major movie role, model-actress Emily Ratajkowski is nearing a deal to play the hotly contested role of Ben Affleck’s mistress in David Fincher’s “Gone Girl,” an individual familiar with the project has told TheWrap.
Ratajkowski is best known as the bombshell beauty at the center of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, which has nearly 174 million views on YouTube.
20th Century Fox and New Regency are behind the feature adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s bestselling mystery novel.
Affleck stars as Nick Dunne, who is implicated in the disappearance of his wife Amy (Rosamund Pike).
Ratajkowski will play Andie, a beautiful college student who Nick has an affair with before she bands together with Amy’s parents to incriminate him in her disappearance. [TheWrap]
From Emily Ratajkowksi to Rosamund Pike? Well, Ben Affleck’s character certainly has a type, doesn’t he. (*holds palms in front of chest*)
I would love to try to explain 2013 pop culture to a guy who’s been asleep since the 90s. “Okay, so remember Alan Thicke from Growing Pains? Well, he has a son who’s going to become a singer. That guy’s going to get famous from this video he makes with a hot naked chick who was in a Carl’s Jr. commercial, and then later he’s going to dress like Beetlejuice and freak dance this chick from the Disney Channel and people are going to freak out about it. Oh, and the Disney Channel chick? You remember that ‘Achy-Breaky Heart’ song? Yeah, so the Disney Channel chick is that guy’s daughter, and the naked chick from the Carl’s Jr. commercial is going to be in a movie from the Fight Club guy with Ben Affleck, who’s Batman now. Crap, I should just draw you a diagram…”
For the last time, I don’t want to f*ck my food.
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