When I first saw this do earlier today on Reddit I was absolutely convinced that it was an artfully done photoshop, but a Redditer who actually witnessed the frenzy this guy caused at a shopping mall in Florida (OF COURSE!) insists that it’s the real deal and another of those wacky Mohawkads.com promotions.
I know most of you already believe this is photoshopped, but there was literally about a dozen people taking pictures of this guy at the Sawgrass Mills Mall in the store Zumies.
This is 100% real, and me and a few of my cousins all saw it. I was semi tempted to start taking pictures as well, but you could tell he was getting impatient.
I bet this guy is slaying so much tail these days. What lady doesn’t moisten at the mere sight of this?
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The dude was getting impatient with people taking pictures? What’s the point of having the fucking thing if not to grab people’s attention?