
Starring Adam Sandler with commentary by Parker Lewis? Sign me up.
Since Black Friday is today, I thought I’d show you some items to avoid buying for your loved ones. Most of these are classic sci-fi movies, but I’ve thrown in a few extras that were too good to leave out.
The I Am Legend bootleg is a masterpiece. The bar code is for the French release of Raw Deal starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. The special features box was taken from the DVD for Boston Strangler: The Untold Story or Bundy: An American Icon or Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck (I’m sensing a theme here), all written/directed by Michael Feifer and starring Corin Nemic. The cast list is for the Steven Seagal film Fire Down Below, except they’ve changed Harry Dean Stanton’s first name to “Happy”. A nice editorial choice, I must say. And don’t forget, color fidelity is vidrant, boom explodey push-shove battle wish, and Dolby is both subtle and aggressive.
[Thanks to engrish and supertremendous for finding about half of these.]















Pepe Loves Tacos… as long as there are no Mexicans around.
(that joke’s still fresh ’round here, right?)
BTW, I LOL’d @ LOTR.
FML?
I heard Pepe only settles for tacos when there are no . . . you know . . .
Drew Barrymore’s expression is what really makes 50 Fist Dates so special.
Also, there’s a flying shark in the top left corner. That makes everything better.
You forgot this one:
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Subtle plug.
Somehow it makes me feel good that I have managed to wrangle an av outta WordPress and yet Vinny the uber blogger has not.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! That’s hilarious!
good read enjoyed thanx.
Harry Potter and the Pirates of the Ring?