James Cameron’s Avatar opens this friday, so io9 took to the streets to ask people, “So, what’s this film about anyway?” (video below)
“I think it’s about dragons or some sh-t.”
“It’s like an army guy, they turn him into some sort of . . . uh . . . I’m going to buy it, if I get the chance. Black market.”
“He’s spending his whole time trying to master airbending, firebending, earthbending, and waterbending.”
“I have no idea. At first I thought it was something like Blue Man Group.”
This movie has everything! *logs onto Fandango*
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One commenter noted, “Only spineless, Romulan-coddling yIntaghs would watch this forshak-fest of a baktag movie!”
The portly gentlemen was then escorted out by security after He attacked an obese butch lesbian with a toy Han Solo gun, screaming, “HAN SHOT FIRST! FUCK YOU LUCAS! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR FUCKING STAR WARS!”
Its like the Watchmen, but the only superhero is the blue guy and there is no full frontal. Sorry ladies.