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Brian Rivera and some equally-geeky friends got together and filmed the “To be or not to be” speech from Hamlet in Klingon. What’s next? Ferengi cosplayers performing The Merchant of Venice? The black/white-faced guys from “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” performing Othello? That version of Othello would be so confusing, because, you know . . . all those Cherons look alike.
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Dormammu Sho Gha!
i cry bullshit. a klingon would never sit and waffle about whether or not he should kill his uncle, he’d bat’lath the shit out of him. And probably his whore mother, too.
Nathan, do you mind if I call you “Romulan Coddling Traitor Beast Fornicator”? Well, Romulan Coddling Traitor Beast Fornicator, there seems to be quite a lot about Klingon culture that you are shamefully and chest-thumpingly ignorant of.
In fact, Romulan Coddling Traitor Beast Fornicator, not only would a Klingon soliloquize a murder, He might even set up a disco ball in an empty cargo bay and invite His friends over to rollerskate to disco because of it. Then a bunch of them get high on Special K and cross dress and have a fucking pageant!
YOU DIDN’T FUCKING CONSIDER THAT, DID YOU?
Banner caption: WAR BIRD!!!!!!
Picture completely unrelated?!?!?!? How do you not recongize the fact that Hurley from Lost … IS A FUCKING KLINGON!!! I had my suspicions but this only confirms my deepest fears.
“Cry ‘havoc!’ and let slip the nerds of war.”
Dormammu, I don’t dispute that a klingon would solliloquize a murder, I’m just saying a klingon wouldn’t spend 4 fucking acts whining about whether or not he should take his revenge. He’d chop his uncle and his mom up and then spend 4 acts having whatever gay disco rave you just talked about
Late joke that will not be read by anyone:
It’s rumo(u)red there’s a Klingon hamlet in Iowa, but no one’s ever returned to tell the tale.
BONG!