LINKS WEARING A HELMET, RIDING A SEGWAY, AND FIGHTING THE INTERNET

Everything is going to be in 3-D now. That guy to the left is ready. [Filmdrunk]

A longitudinal study conducted in Australia finds correlation between TV watching and health pr– Oh look a kitty! [WarmingGlow]

Super-hero missed connections (with answer key at the end). [ComicsAlliance]

Oh delicious schadenfreude.  Conan’s ratings are up, Leno’s are down.  Pimps up, hoes down. [InsideTV]

Last week Filmdrunk wrote about a few Avatar-obsessed internet forum weirdos who were depressed they don’t live in Pandora.  Now CNN has picked it up and is reporting it like it’s a national pandemic. [InsideMovies]

Twelve awesome Mac decals incorporating the apple logo. Difficulty: no goatse. [Unreality]

VIDEO BELOW: The best representation of cyberspace, via io9.  Jackie Chan wears a helmet and rides into the internet on a segway to battle malware.  Totally accurate.