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The abridged script for Avatar totally jumped on my leonopteryx. [Filmdrunk]

Salma Hayek in drag looks like Stuart Townsend.  Now picture Salma Hayek dating Charlize Theron.  Nice. [Unreality]

A classic Conan O’Brien clip where he and friends perform Led Zeppelin’s “Dazed and Confused” and slay George Plimpton. [WarmingGlow]

Mel Gibson talks about Mad Max 4 and Vikings. [ScreenRant]

Jonah Hill expects to start shooting a remake of Neckbeard McSmokesalot 21 Jump Street later this year. [Pajiba]

New print from Brandon Bird: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, starring Steven Seagal. [ComicsAlliance]

Here’s the helicopter explosion scene from the last episode of 24. [InsideTV]

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