Dutch children are hardc0re. [Wikipedia]
The next Twilight movie will have an all-CG, telepathic vampire baby that an adult werewolf wants to sleep with. Of course it will. [Filmdrunk]
Remember when The Incredible Hulk tackled the AIDS crisis? (Not literally, but wouldn’t that have been awesome?) [ComicsAlliance]
Conan releases an official statement on the Leno shenanigans. Go Team CoCo. [WarmingGlow]
Hey, I wonder what Letterman thinks of all this? [InsideTV]
A gallery (all on one page, no stupid slideshow here) of celebrities gettin’ photobombed. [Unreality]
In an update to this story, Pierre Morel talks Dune. [ScreenRant]
Five awful suggestions of who should play Spider-Man next. Haha, good one, guys. Who’s in your real top five? [InsideMovies]
Vince already posted the 2008 showreel of this guy doing crazy stunts. Now here’s his showreel from ’09:
[Banner pic via Reddit]
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That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
The grossest thing I’ve ever seen is Channing Tatum’s penis.
That guy should be audited, just so I can hear an IRS guy say, “I’m sorry sir, but ‘awesome’ isn’t a job.”