Saturday night at the 
then smashed some boards and ice blocks (obligatory: “I must break you”). I don’t know why they used some ice blocks that were already broken. He has a 3rd degree black belt in Kyokushin karate and a Masters in chemical engineering. He could break all those blocks with the powers of science and awesome, then make sweet love to the glacier that birthed them.
Also, here’s David Hyde Pierce geekily rapping an alternate version of “Boom Boom Pow” (starts around 45 seconds in) at Sundance. Them douchebags jackin’ his style.
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Actually, he really broke them, because he’s awesome. Take a closer look at the image with “cracks” where you see the lines are where the spacers are. Look at the edges of the blocks. That’s empty air. Then, go to the break on the video. It’s the reflection of a light on a metal pole in the background.
Dolph’s badassness is intact.
Also, where the hell do I log in, over here. I can log in, fine, at Film Drunk, but where is the damn link on this page?
You have to get a wordpress account to be “logged in” here.