ABOVE: This is my family now. You can’t have them. [via UniqueDaily]
Logan Lerman may be the next Spider-Man, or he may just know how to get attention without dressing stupidly. [Filmdrunk]
First safe-for-work promo for Louis CK’s new FX show. [WarmingGlow]
Cancer is no match for Darth freakin’ Vader. [ToplessRobot]
SyFy is picking up NBC’s cancelled Merlin. [InsideTV]
Watchmen sequel not happening, claims insider. [via InsideMovies]
8 children’s books on Avatar’s Pandora. [CollegeHumor]
American Psycho: The Musical [Pajiba]
Unreality’s 30 favorite pictures of the year. [Unreality]
VIDEO: Wes Anderson’s Spider-Man [via /film]
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American Psycho: The Musical won’t be over until the fat lady washes her vagina.
I would see the fuck out of Wes Anderson’s Spider-Man.
The program for the American Psycho musical will have a subtle off-white coloring, a tasteful thickness to it and oh my God, it even has a watermark!