
Paul Levitz did not allow any Watchmen sequel projects during his tenure as president/publisher of DC Comics. He believed the fans, Alan Moore, and Dave Gibbons would all have disapproved. Since Levitz is stepping down, and Watchmen became DC’s #1 selling comic after the movie’s release, you can guess what’s coming next:
I understand now that this [Watchmen sequel] is considered a pet project of Dan DiDio, SVP-Executive Editor. That he is determined to impress new bosses by building on DC’s biggest selling comic book of all time with multiple prequel comic miniseries and spinoff ongoing projects.
I understand that both Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have to be offered first refusal before any of these titles could be published. But if they don’t want to work on them themselves (and Alan Moore is never going to agree), DiDio has been sounding out people who might be willing to take on the task. [...] In contrast, not only would Levitz not allow any new Watchmen stories but even the video game was restricted to material in the graphic novel and film, nothing brand new was allowed to be invented. [BleedingCool via CHUD]
You like Rorschach? Well how would you like Rorschach . . . with fire-breathing powers and a pet cheetah?! And the cheetah talks. With a dandy British accent, but he also has Tourette’s. And Silk Spectre has a magic wand. Erectus! Also, Doctor Manhattan becomes a never-nude. Anything is possible with retroactive continuity. Anything, but especially more profit.
In other news (check out that masterful segue), I’m having serious problems with my computer and they won’t do any tech support on it till later today at the earliest. I tried bribing the guy on the phone, to no avail. Maybe I should have offered money instead of marshmallows and sexual favors. Anyway, we should have a normal number of posts here today, but it might get weird(er).
[Banner pic via Nextround]




Vomit powers activate. Is this a game between DC and Marvel to see who can out do making comic geeks cry the hardest?
Marvel: Well I’m being bought by MegaMouse!
DC: (ponders) Well screw you, I’m going to destroy any integrity and point that Watchmen ever had!
Comic Geek: I wanna go to Pandora.
C’mon guys. This could be a good thing. Look at all the other great decisions DC has made recently . . .
OK, The Dark Knight is really about all I’ve got. Sorry.
Well, we will finally be able to get a copy of Watchmen babies.
Look, if this gets me more Malin Ackerman boobies, color me gherkin jerkin’ in.
If this gets me more Carla Gugino boobies, I’ll stab a kitten to make it happen.
J, I think it’s fair to say that I would kill every last person on FD and Gamma to get an in person look at Carla’s sweater muffins.
First thought that came to mind lookin at that banner pic “This is ripe for parody”
yeah how bout the tales of sally jupiter with more carla gugino goodness? i’d buy that for a dollar
You know, I’ve known Didio was an idiot for a while now, but this is going from “idiot” to some level of pure insanity I can’t even fathom.
I kind of hope he does this, and it bombs horribly. and someone in Warner Bros fires Didio.
I can dream dammit.
I think I just blue myself
Boy I can’t wait until Dr. Manhattan accidentally teleports everyone at the failed Crimebusters meeting into the DC Universe. Wow, that would be great.
/end sarcasm
Between this and the rumors about Marvel wanting to have Sentry be Marvelman/Miracleman, Alan Moore would probably…well, probably continue not to give a fuck.
How about a Watchmen/TMNT crossover? That’s just dripping dollars.