The Birdemic trailer melted my face off then crapped on my windshield. [Filmdrunk]
Power Ranger and three-first-names guy Jason David Frank won his second MMA bout. [WithLeather]
The Teddy Roosevelt action figure talks softly carries a big stick. [
Two and a Half Men, with the laugh track replaced by what the viewer is actually thinking. [WarmingGlow]
There is no off-season for Raiders jokes. [KissingSuzyKolber]
Wes Craven officially on board to direct Scream 4. [InsideMovies]
25 horrifying Yahoo answers (at least some of these are fake) [HolyTaco]
“Walter Koenig hasn’t seen Boner in days, asks George Takei for help” [Fark]
Jay Leno’s new promo, remixed (NSFW audio) [NextRound]
VIDEO BELOW: The ancient art of kitty massage. [via HYST]
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Joe Mantegna has a conjoined cat?
It’s taken me 5 minutes to figure out what the medieval tapestry was about. Memes, huh?
@AEVC:
Care to translate? I left my olde english-to-internet meme translator at home.
It’s this, The Other Matt.
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