Nick and Anna Berte of Bel Air sent these pictures into the BaltimoreSun of the fire-breathing snowman they made for their kids. All my parents made for me were siblings, which was so not what I asked for.
I found a short video of this snowman in action, along with a video of a second fire-breathing snowman (from a rougher neighborhood) that was tragically destroyed. You see, the second snowman was just chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some fireballs next to some ewes, when a couple of sheep who were up to no good, took more liberties with his face than they should. He got decapitated once and his owner declared, “I bet there aren’t snowmen-killing sheep in Baltimore Bel Air.”
[Banner pic via MAKE]
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I’m not sure these parents are genius or idiotic or both, but boy is that fun to watch.
Parents of the year, clearly.
Wow! Another living embodiment of my darkest fears!