Oh, internet. I wish I could quit you. (No I don’t.)
LatinoReview received an awesome letter from a, shall we say, “naive” Taylor Lautner fan. She takes Universal Studios to task for stealing werewolves from Twilight, even though Universal Studios released the first mainstream werewolf movie in 1935. For those of you lucky enough to not know who Lautner is, let me ruin your day by telling you he’s that werewolf kid in Twilight. There. Now that’s stuck in your head where something more important like the lyrics to “Rock Lobster” could have been instead.
LatinoReview wisely printed the entire letter, which I’ll post an excerpt of below:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site.
There’s a little more if you want to read the whole thing. Oh please, Mormon Jesus, let this be real.
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I would like to let James CAmeron know that the blue cats are nothing like the Smurfs at all! Where was Gargamel? How dare you!
Eibz, you know James Cameron invented aliens, right?
Also, Dean Koontz invented Frankenstein’s monster and Brendan Frasier invented mummies.
I agree that movie was horrible, but still, please go die in a fire Twilight fans.
Patty, Brendan Frasier killed mummies, he didn’t invent them duhhhh.
boPa, if you created that banner pic, I know a Klingon that would say, “QAPLAH!”
(even if not, you at least get a “Guy’cha” for posting it)
Dean Koontz invented Frankenstein’s monster and Brendan Frasier invented mummies.
Best. Baseless Assertions. Evar.
I’m not sure who made the banner pic, Dorm. Probably Roflrazzi.
If she were such a die hard fan she would know that the wolfpack in Twilight isn’t even made up of werewolves. They are a completely different ‘species’ according to the author…it’s all a native american spirit animal explanation. Take that!
James Cameron didn’t invent aliens. HR Giger did….
I’m suing her for stealing the idea for my new book, “The Dumbest Bitch Alive”. She clearly read it and decided to impersonate the lead character, Kylie Peterson. Although, to her credit, she did dumb it down more than I ever could have.
^LMAO
god, I WISH I knew the lyrics to rock lobster in the first place. :l
part of it goes….”rock lobster!!!” q:)
Wow. I just… I, but, nope. W.O.W.
um and Ann Rice invented vampires and made them totes for real.
The wolves in Twilight are not were.. they are shape shifters.. ACCORDING TO STEPHANIE MEYER so her letter is moot.
Did all of you know Al Gore invented the internet? Damn bloggers are stealing his idea!!!
I didn’t like that movie or the were-wolf but i gained a little respect after hearing this woman shame the human race with her twilight-banter
You know its funny how these twilight fans will never see the true concept of a werewolf. Especially the fact that the term werewolf means “man-beast” or the fact that werewolves are supposed to be one the worst of the worst thing that can happen to a human especially in todays society where socialization is a requirement. To be a werewolf is to become caught in an eternal spiral of depression & conflict as the beast roaming inside want nothing more than to kill as it awakes at night and going on a blood thirsty rampage. Forcing you to become as detached from as many people as possible, especially family & friends or of course you’ll unintentionally kill them.( hence the depression ) The reason why I’m saying this is because my niece whose a twilight fan won’t stop tailing about Jacob and the creatures in general. Even going so far as to wanting to be one of them. They contradict the very suffering the befalls a Werewolf and ruins my favorite mythical creature completely.