LINKS WITH BATTLING PREDATORS AND STATIC ELECTRICITY CAT

PICTURE: Predator versus Predator, via NextRound

I wrote this thing about cool works of art made from stuff on your desk.  Not on my desk though.  I only keep pictures of Sinbad on my desk.  This is Sinbad’s house. [Uproxx]

Roger Ebert now has a text-to-speech program that uses his real voice taken from recordings.  I want one that lets me talk in Christopher Walken’s voice. [Filmdrunk]

Various news, linked to only for the Grace Park photo gallery. [WarmingGlow]

Nathan Fillion talks about his job delivering singing Telegrams while dressed as Tarzan.  Can I still get one of those?  (video autoplays) [InsideTV]

Giant inflatable beavers FTW [WithLeather]

Some new pics and videos from the campaign to make Admiral Ackbar the University of Mississippi mascot [Urlesque]

“A reality show about trashy, overtanned, binge-drinking white kids with a slightly ethnic background is in the works. No, this is not a repeat from last year.” [Fark]

Peter Parker got fired again. [ComicsAlliance]

Here’s the leaked, totally-not-fake James Cameron Oscar acceptance speech for Avatar.  “I got FOX, the cheapest studio in the world, to write me a blank check to sit in a hangar all day and re-shoot ’Dances With Wolves’ with Lite Brite cat people — and it worked!”  [InsideMovies]

If Futurama were real, this painting would still be pretty disturbing. [Unreality]

VIDEO BELOW: Static electricity cat versus balloons [via UniqueDaily]