
Khalil Najafi and Tzeno Galchev at the University of Michigan have created a new Parametric Frequency Increased Generator (PFIG), which measures only one cubic centimeter and produces an electric charge when stressed. Regular body movements, noise, traffic vibration, and other non-periodic vibrations can create enough electricity to power a wristwatch or a pacemaker. If you wore one of these on a wrist while watching porn and screaming, you could power a city. Okay, maybe not, but you should try it anyway. For science.
With current pacemakers, the patient has to be cut open every ten years or so to have a new battery put in. A PFIG could be a permanent replacement. It can also be used on bridges, harvesting road vibration
to power wireless sensors monitoring the stability of the bridge. It can be used in public buildings with a lot of foot traffic vibration to produce supplemental electricity. It can also be hooked to a cat’s collar to power a little gizmo that randomly makes bird calls and shoots a laser pointer at the floor, just out of reach. And that’s the most practical use of all.




Electrickery used to be so much more exciting. Tesla’s corpse feels shame.
Not to mention self-powered vibrators. Better yet, vibrators that charge batteries, which are then sold in Japanese vending machines.
It can also be hooked to a cat’s collar to power a little gizmo that randomly makes bird calls and shoots a laser pointer at the floor, just out of reach.
Silly Panda, the U.S. Patent Office won’t hear of such an application.