If you want to see people staring at each other blankly while wearing colored contacts, boy howdy are you in luck because the new Twilight trailer is out. For those of you unfamiliar with the third book in the Twilight series, I’ll give a quick synopsis: Bella Swan is the leader of a band of rebels whose ship is captured by the Volturi, led by the nefarious Dakota Fanning. Bella sends a holographic distress message, which is found by some sparkly douche. He then teams up with a guy who never wears a shirt to go save the beautiful swan, but before they reach the Volturi ship they realize the true love of their life was right next to them the whole time, so they take a detour to Iowa and get married. The end.
Based on a true story.
HD available at MTV if you need that (why?).