There’s a headline I never thought I’d type. The first batch of promo photos have been released from Big T*ts Zombie in 3D by J-sploitation director Takao Nakano and staring Japanese adult video idol Sora Aoi, whom Wikipedia helpfully points out has a G-cup and is “best known for her large breasts”. And yet some people still say Wikipedia pages shouldn’t be used for school reports.
The film is an adaptation of Rei Mikamoto’s manga “Kyonyuu Dragon” about a group of strippers fighting a zombie infestation. The manga is also nicknamed “Big T*ts Dragon”, hence the classy movie title. The exclamation point filled official synopsis and the possibly NSFW promo stills are below:
BIG T*TS ZOMBIE in 3D!!!
Deadly DD‐Cups!!!
A bloody Armageddon has begun!
[Ed.- LOUD NOISES!!!]
Rena Jodo (Sola Aoi) is a stripper who just got back from Mexico and she has been offered a gig at a hot spring resort. When she arrives, she finds a deserted country town. There’s hardly anyone in the audience at the strip club and all the other strippers, including Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa) are all bored stiff. They don’t know what to do with their time and they are on the verge of fighting each other.
When they decide to go down to the basement of the club to kill time, Maria finds a “Book of the Dead” near “the Well of the Spirit.” [Ed.- The basement of every strip club has these things. True story.] But who could have imagined the horror and panic that find would bring? Maria’s reading of the book out loud has somehow revived the dead and zombies start appearing all over the world attacking mankind. It’s Hell in the real world!
Dana and Nene are bitten by the zombies and they turn into living dead who attack Rena and Ginko. The poor big‐bosomed babes have no choice but to fight against Maria who now rules the zombies and tries to establish a kingdom of zombies. Rena and Ginko have to challenge Maria and the hordes of zombies! And how does the Blue Demon Devil (Minoru Torihada) fit in?
Finally, a movie that should be 3D.
[More promo stills over at Twitchfilm]
“Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”
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I want this movie inside me. NOW!!
I’m here for the big tits!
(Also, this nearly got me Hustla’d: “Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”)
Big-breasted Asians, my only weakness.
(Well, that and bullets flying at high speeds)
UHF was the shit though, for real.
Hell, it’s got more plot than most of the shit in theaters. I don’t give a f***, but I figure my boyfriend will put in the effort after seeing it, so it won’t be total crap.
So I googled this Sora Aoi chick, and while she’s very attractive, and while her breasts are certainly on the bodacious side, they are most certainly NOT g-cups. Nice try, you inscrutable Asians…
hope it comes to the US
also the facebook shearing isn’t working
I’m not an expert on Japanese bras, but I do believe that Japan has a measurement system that is very different than the US system. Sora Aoi could very realistically wear a g-cup as measured in Japan.
“dharma” is a buddhist word, somewhat equivalent to the “gospel”… its rather cheesy to state “instant dharma”. it can also translate as “instant religious path”, equally silly.
lol i posted in the wrong area… err.
That’s a metric “G” fellas.
This movie speaks to me.
I love Big natural boobed Asians, like Fuko.