Link Saves Zelda With Sweet Dance Moves

10 reality TV personalities most deserving of a grisly death.  How did Matt narrow this down to only ten?  [Uproxx]

If you haven’t heard this yet, you’re missing out:  Taiwanese boy channels Whitney Houston. [TheSmokingSection]

DVD Commentary: The Movie [CollegeHumor]

Now this is how you comment at YouTube.  [Unreality]

The 15 Fans at Every Sporting Event [SportsPickle]

I just made an Edward Cullen bust out of chocolate then made out with it while my cats watched. FMLIT.  [Filmdrunk]

I want this sassy Lonnie fellow to follow me around and narrate my life.  [Urlesque]

45 episodes of Voltron are now on Hulu, and did you know Voltron freed the slaves? (video) [WarmingGlow]

Soccer player fined for taking a beer break.  Come on, ref.  He plays for Man-U.  Just be glad he didn’t punch somebody in the stands. [WithLeather]

‘Blackest Night’ In 60 Seconds.  [ComicsAlliance]

7 roller coasters that will make you crap your pants [Guyism]

Disgustingly awesome 80′s toys.  I had the generic version of all of these. [Gunaxin]

7 things to do with your goat that won’t get you arrested. (Are you paying attention, Barry?) [ForkParty]

Box Office Mojo’s weirdest genre categories.  Every one of these is a fetish for somebody.  [InsideMovies]

VIDEO BELOW: Japan knows how to advertise Legend of Zelda. [via WTFJapanSeriously]