How to throw a LAN party. I hope the last step is “burn down the house and salt the earth”. You can’t Febreeze away gamer funk. [Uproxx]
“Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson mauled by cougar, expecting cubs” [Filmdrunk]
An amazing collection of Lost obsessiveness [WarmingGlow]
College baseball game turns into a bizarre sort of dance-off. [WithLeather]
Spoiler Alert: 50 Cent Shoots People [TheSmokingSection]
Some of the other double-gun cliches the 50 Cent poster was inspired by. [InsideMovies]
If you live in Dubai, Qatar, or France, you can pay Spider-Man to wash your windows. [ComicsAlliance]
Athletes and their superhero counterparts (slideshow) [BleacherReport]
Adrienne Curry doing sci-fi cosplay (picture gallery) [Unreality]
The 8 most epic fight scenes from martial arts movies [Guyism]
Dog fetches beer [DoubleViking]
A tribute to Chewbacca (picture gallery) [Gunaxin]
VIDEO BELOW: These ALF bloopers contain a surprising amount of swearing, racial epithets, and simulated drug use. Or an unsurprising amount, depending on how you like your ALF. [via EpicPonyz]
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But can the dog fetch peanut butter?