That Apple Employee Is So Fired

OMG RECTANGLE! EEEEEE!

An Apple employee (who is so getting fired) had a prototype of Apple’s next iPhone, disguised to look like an iPhone 3GS, then left it in a bar in Redwood City, CA.  Check yourself into the witness protection program now, before Jobs goes all Kali Ma and rips your heart out of your chest, while a rapturous audience claps about what a game changer it is.  Gizmodo found the phone, took it apart, and posted all about it.  The internet was made for this (also: porn).

Here’s what’s new about this iPhone:

• Front-facing video chat camera and an improved back-camera with a flash
• Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM
• A higher-resolution display
• What appears to be a second mic (for noise cancellation)
• Contains two unicorns compared to only one in the iPad.

Here’s what’s changed since the previous model:

• Some changes to the buttons and the case shape, as well as being 3 grams heavier
• 16% larger battery
• Your pets will love it even more.
• Some other changes Gizmodo covers in more detail.

Here’s a picture of a cat with a pancake on its head:

And here’s a SUPER EXCITING VIDEO:

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For more videos, pictures, and specs, check out the full story at Gizmodo.