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Improv Everywhere does a Ghostbusters stunt in the New York Public Library [Filmdrunk]
A show starring Will Arnett and from the same creator as Arrested Development? Yes please. [WarmingGlow]
Video of a one-year-old who snowboards [WithLeather]
Man in a Bart Simpson costume writes every opening sequence gag on Work Club’s chalkboard. Simpsons did it. [TheSmokingSection]
The 11 biggest nerd heroes to have appeared on The Simpsons. Simpsons did it. [Guyism]
I might have actually read Casper if they’d subtitled it “the little kid who died”. [ComicsAlliance]
James Franco returning to General Hospital [TVSquad]
The 5 most popular celebrities you’ve never heard of [Pajiba]
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Tarantula Hawks are freakin’ scary [Urlesque]
VIDEO BELOW: This Dungeons & Dragons player built a Rube Goldberg machine to roll his dice. His girlfriend must be very impressed. [via Geekosystem]
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Building that Rube Goldberg device was almost as big a waste of time as all the years he spent playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Oh yes, Jacktion!, those years of spending time with friends enjoying himself while exercising the creative functions of his brain were a waste. Imagine how much better it would have been had he instead spent that time alone in front of the television letting his mind be fed instead of used.
LosnarKolmir WIN!
Jacktion! FAIL!
Yeah, you guys just keep on thinking you’re using your mind….and comparing it to TV (apparently D&D and TV are the only choices in your parents basement) and the rest of us will be out here, REALLY using our minds, keeping on.
(losers)