Dan wants you to know your cellphone isn’t a boom box. Seriously, stop doing that. [
Matthew Vaughn is directing the next X-Men movie [Filmdrunk]
Lost finale is going to be longer, still explain nothing [WarmingGlow]
Danny Trejo and Robert Rodriguez have a message for Arizona [TheSmokingSection]
A gallery of Avatar cosplay [Unreality]
Guy wins $1 million for beating a video game on the first day of release. What an overachiever. [WithLeather]
Grammar Nazis are serious business. [CollegeHumor]
Roger Ebert asks his Twitter followers to write his 5-word Webby Awards acceptance speech [Urlesque]
Star Wars baby announcement [ComicsAlliance]
Michael J. Fox Hijacks Stephen Colbert’s Desk (video autoplays) [TVSquad]
10 cool ways to die in movies. Being an extra in a Rambo film not one of them. [Gunaxin]
VIDEO BELOW: Deep Thoughts Of A Robot [via UniqueDaily]
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lines like “can I fire my proton torpedo into your unshielded blast port” are exactly the reason I was single for most of my high school experience.