Christoph Waltz is holding a double gun. Your argument is invalid.
I suppose I should give a context, huh? Okay, BleedingCool found two new pics from The Green Hornet reboot, directed by Michel Gondry and starring Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Christoph Waltz, and Cameron Diaz (trailer here, previous pics here). It’s going to be in 3D, like everything else, but if they put enough Christoph Waltz gunplay in there I can accept that.
I don’t know why or how Christoph Waltz got a double gun, but this can only mean one thing:
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I found out what the clinical term* for a “double-gun” was playing Trivial Pursuit with a Baptist Pastor and his wife. True story!
*diphallic terata
Dorm, King Tut was rumored to have that, except his penis (peni?) was missing from his mummy, so it couldn’t be confirmed. Sidenote: who the hell steals a penis (before we got a chance to)?
King Tuck?
I…refuse…to…see this….