Vince 
boards, and an argument between two of my stuffed animals.
Now Hustler’s released the DVD cover and some more information. I kid you not:
- It’s going to be in 3D.
- It’s the most expensive film Hustler has ever made.
I’m suing. They totally ripped off our Avatar porn parody:
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What kind of Avatard would watch only the porn parody?
The kind that rhymes with “Ormammu”.
30 Rock had a much better Avatar porn parody title: ASSATAR.
Step it up, Hustler.
Rule 34 strikes again.
Correct me if I am wrong, but wouldn’t an Avatar porn movie consist of them just… rubbing their ponytails together? Which is not hot in any way, shape or form unless you’re really into updos.